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Meh. I find it highly unlikely that anyone on CR, apart from 2-3 select members, will see me in person.

 

Then I'll spam your cell phone with pics of gay porn and phone calls until you take me to court. Then when you show up in court for the harassment suit Im going to donkey punch you in the nuts while wearing a u mad bro cut off t-shirt and a formal tie.

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Then I'll spam your cell phone with pics of gay porn and phone calls until you take me to court. Then when you show up in court for the harassment suit Im going to donkey punch you in the nuts while wearing a u mad bro cut off t-shirt and a formal tie.

 

It's worth a shot, I guess. You know as well as I do that it would be an interesting fight. Granted, you told me your plans already. I could probably just plan ahead and preemptively strike.

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It's worth a shot, I guess. You know as well as I do that it would be an interesting fight. Granted, you told me your plans already. I could probably just plan ahead and preemptively strike.

 

Touché.. never show a man your hand unless it not your hand that you are showing him.

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will go cry now, thanks

 

just realized the internet isnt serious, ead sir

 

I still have no idea who you are. All I have gathered is that you show no originality, love empty spaces, and are only functionally literate.

 

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Van-Damme-ropes-dealwithit.gif

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yup, wanna cookie?

 

Not particularly, no. I appreciate your concern, but your presence in this thread is no longer required. If you would like to stick around, please handle yourself with a bit more professionalism. You appear to be one of the weakest wannabe e-battlers I have ever seen. Brian's bullshit antics are more impressive than your canned responses.

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no e- battle intended, just wanted to be nice and try to welcome someone back, guess you couldn't handle someone tryin to be nice, let me know when your heart grows 2 sizes bigger and I will re-welcome you back.

 

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What the Kitchen has become:

 

Thread 1: "YOU'RE A TROLL" "NO YOU'RE A TROLL"

Thread 2: "I'M THE BIGGEST TROLL ON CR" "NUH UH I AM YOUR TROLLING IS WEAK AND FLATULENT LOL"

Thread 3: "BROKEDICK FAGGOT TROLOLO CALLOUT MISSPELLING GRAMMAR NAZI"

Thread 4: "FUCK THE MODS I SHOULDNT BE INFRACTED FOR TROLLING I'M NOT A TROLL"

Thread 5: "WHY WAS THE TROLL BANNED HE WAS THE BEST TROLL WE HAD NOW ALL THERE IS ON CR IS BROKEDICK FAGTROLLS AND CAPS LOCK"

 

 

and back to obscurity I go :gabe:

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Would that be like a "halindrome"? Reads the same if you are normal as it would if you were a douche?

 

Your level of intellect makes the average man laugh like he understands just before Googling definitions. I appreciate your presence and the creativity you possess. *Place man hug here*

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What the Kitchen has become:

 

Thread 1: "YOU'RE A TROLL" "NO YOU'RE A TROLL"

Thread 2: "I'M THE BIGGEST TROLL ON CR" "NUH UH I AM YOUR TROLLING IS WEAK AND FLATULENT LOL"

Thread 3: "BROKEDICK FAGGOT TROLOLO CALLOUT MISSPELLING GRAMMAR NAZI"

Thread 4: "FUCK THE MODS I SHOULDNT BE INFRACTED FOR TROLLING I'M NOT A TROLL"

Thread 5: "WHY WAS THE TROLL BANNED HE WAS THE BEST TROLL WE HAD NOW ALL THERE IS ON CR IS BROKEDICK FAGTROLLS AND CAPS LOCK"

 

 

and back to obscurity I go :gabe:

 

quoted for truth. I remember when trolling was an art form and you didnt know it was happening till is was already too late.

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What the Kitchen has become:

 

Thread 1: "YOU'RE A TROLL" "NO YOU'RE A TROLL"

Thread 2: "I'M THE BIGGEST TROLL ON CR" "NUH UH I AM YOUR TROLLING IS WEAK AND FLATULENT LOL"

Thread 3: "BROKEDICK FAGGOT TROLOLO CALLOUT MISSPELLING GRAMMAR NAZI"

Thread 4: "FUCK THE MODS I SHOULDNT BE INFRACTED FOR TROLLING I'M NOT A TROLL"

Thread 5: "WHY WAS THE TROLL BANNED HE WAS THE BEST TROLL WE HAD NOW ALL THERE IS ON CR IS BROKEDICK FAGTROLLS AND CAPS LOCK"

 

 

and back to obscurity I go :gabe:

 

Thread 6: U mad bruh?

Thread 7: Yeah, u mad

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oh really. what would you like to talk about scott?

 

If it was worth talking about it wouldn't be in the kitchen, why do you think I post so much in the tech section? Now that I don't have any mod powers tempting me in the kitchen i can go back to just looking at it for worthless entertainment.

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Hal is seriously one of the most sensitive little fags that I have ever had to read after on this website. This is nothing new... He randomly logs into this website probably after he's been banned elsewhere, or probably can't get his dick up after his boyfriend gave him herpes, and writes a topic or two about how much he hates people, life and this place. I think I get it though, he just doesn't fit in anywhere else being a limp dicked shit stain on the face of this earth. Obviously he needs somewhere to vent and CR seems to be a pretty easy place to do that.
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Hal is seriously one of the most sensitive little fags that I have ever had to read after on this website. This is nothing new... He randomly logs into this website probably after he's been banned elsewhere, or probably can't get his dick up after his boyfriend gave him herpes, and writes a topic or two about how much he hates people, life and this place. I think I get it though, he just doesn't fit in anywhere else being a limp dicked shit stain on the face of this earth. Obviously he needs somewhere to vent and CR seems to be a pretty easy place to do that.

 

 

BABALITY

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Hal is seriously one of the most sensitive little fags that I have ever had to read after on this website. This is nothing new... He randomly logs into this website probably after he's been banned elsewhere, or probably can't get his dick up after his boyfriend gave him herpes, and writes a topic or two about how much he hates people, life and this place. I think I get it though, he just doesn't fit in anywhere else being a limp dicked shit stain on the face of this earth. Obviously he needs somewhere to vent and CR seems to be a pretty easy place to do that.

 

Interesting, albeit flawed, conclusion. You're way off on all of your assertions, but this is nothing new.

 

Sensitive is not a word I've ever heard used to describe me by anyone with an IQ higher than mayonnaise. More often I'm criticized, correctly, for having too little empathy or emotion toward what others think.

 

My return was not random, I simply responded to an invitation from Brian. You may recall that I was no longer able to access CR due to my disagreements with Mr. Concrete-foot himself. Our lonely cripple just didn't seem to grasp that he never held any real power over me. I've also never been banned from or infracted on another site:fuckyeah:.

 

Good sexuality attack. I didn't realize we were going with elementary school insults. My response is that I am rubber and you are glue.

 

I do hate people and places, but I have an insatiable lust for life.

 

0/10. You're response was not well thought out nor was it accurate in any way. I've provided plenty of ammo for an appropriate flame, but you don't seem to be able to function at the level required to use that. You may rework this flame for up to half credit if you wish.

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