D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Since you quoted me, I guess it's my duty to fuck you sideways. As previously pointed out by this entire board, you have an unproven platform... Correct??? I'll answer that for you, yes. Vs a platform tht has flat out balled out on everything that has come up against it. So gargling his nuts isn't needed , these are facts. How many 7 second passes have you made? Have you been to the track? Have you actually raced your car??? Again, I'll answer this, no. You are being gassed by a shop who is guessing . You are doing calculations that are not real life until its put down. Guess what, I hope your car does all the things you predict, cause nothing will be better than watching you get butt fucked by dsms/ f bodies/ and g bodies. 90 rolls el oh fucking el. Your such an idiot it's unreal. That car won't last the summer, hope insurance knows how you hit a wall at 130 cause your rwd car spun like a bitch. Awwww, did someone get their panties in a bunch. http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cute-puppy-pictures-pez-dispenser1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 You don't get much of anything. Your comprehension skills are on par with a piece of driftwood. And yet they exceed your by light years. Don't be so hard on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Yew our dummer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Yew our dummer! :lolguy: Keep clicking the ads!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 And yet they exceed your by light years. Don't be so hard on yourself. So, we measure comprehension abilities by distance? This is new to me, please expatiate. Tell us how the distance that light travels in a year equates to how a person comprehends things. This could be revolutionary. School: "Sorry, but little David here is developmentally disabled." Concerned Parents: "But how do you know?" School: "Well, we strapped him to a rocketship and had him travel the speed of light." Concerned Parents: "Aaaand?" School: "Well, it showed that his comprehension skills are light years behind." Concerned Parents: "Oh, makes perfect sense." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 So, we measure comprehension abilities by distance? This is new to me, please expatiate. Tell us how the distance that light travels in a year equates to how a person comprehends things. This could be revolutionary. School: "Sorry, but little David here is developmentally disabled." Concerned Parents: "But how do you know?" School: "Well, we strapped him to a rocketship and had him travel the speed of light." Concerned Parents: "Aaaand?" School: "Well, it showed that his comprehension skills are light years behind." Concerned Parents: "Oh, makes perfect sense." I see the art of quantifying or using metaphors also escapes you. I retract my prior statement. You should be so hard on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/internet-memes-hypothesis-proven.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 The new and improved D. Wiggs wasn't new and improved for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 I see the art of quantifying or using metaphors also escapes you. I retract my prior statement. You should be so hard on yourself. Holy fuck, here you go again. How exactly do you quantify a metaphor? This means that you take a metaphor and then turn it into a number of some kind. You realize that makes about zero fucking sense. Do you just look up big words and then randomly interject them into your commentary? It's apparent you don't know what you're doing; we'll add it to the list. Things D. Piggies Doesn't Know How to Do: 1. Use large words correctly 2. Not be a narcissistic 3. Basic physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 The new and improved D. Wiggs wasn't new and improved for long. IDIOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 The new and improved D. Wiggs wasn't new and improved for long. You'd think people could take a joke. It's called busting balls. I realize that many people out there lack the ability to recognize and process sarcasm but you would think and internet forum such as this wouldn't be one. Especially from someone who always tries to be so clever and wity in his posts. Johnny has let me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 The new and improved D. Wiggs wasn't new and improved for long. STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT A METAPHOR WILL NEVER QUANTIFY COMPREHENSION BY LIGHT YEARS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Holy fuck, here you go again. How exactly do you quantify a metaphor? This means that you take a metaphor and then turn it into a number of some kind. You realize that makes about zero fucking sense. Do you just look up big words and then randomly interject them into your commentary? It's apparent you don't know what you're doing; we'll add it to the list. Things D. Piggies Doesn't Know How to Do: 1. Use large words correctly 2. Not be a narcissistic 3. Basic physics We can add understanding a disjunction to your list. There is a reason we have the words "or using". It's so that, when placed before words like "art of quantifying" and before "metaphors" we don't think one means quantifying metaphors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Rules of internet engagement: 1. Try to convince everyone you're super smart. 2. If step 1 fails, pretend you were joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT A METAPHOR WILL NEVER QUANTIFY COMPREHENSION BY LIGHT YEARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 You'd think people could take a joke. It's called busting balls. I realize that many people out there lack the ability to recognize and process sarcasm but you would think and internet forum such as this wouldn't be one. Especially from someone who always tries to be so clever and wity in his posts. Johnny has let me down. I can't quantify your superhuman metaphorical diction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT A METAPHOR WILL NEVER QUANTIFY COMPREHENSION BY LIGHT YEARS SIZE 10 BLACK BOLD IMPACT /NEARFATALITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 LOLTRIPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Where the fuck is Hal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC66Bronco Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 You'd think people could take a joke. It's called busting balls. I realize that many people out there lack the ability to recognize and process sarcasm but you would think and internet forum such as this wouldn't be one. Especially from someone who always tries to be so clever and wity in his posts. Johnny has let me down. Is it just me or is he trying to back peddle again???? I can't tell because I can't comprehend sarcasm by light years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Is it just me or is he trying to back peddle again???? I can't tell because I can't comprehend sarcasm by light years. Give it a few light years and it'll catch up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Give it a few light years and it'll catch up to you. Was that sarcasm or time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC66Bronco Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Give it a few light years and it'll catch up to you. Ooooooh he's goooood :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Well, it's been fun boys. I have light years of metaphors to quantify! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Wiggs Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Was that sarcasm or time? You don't know???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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