The "Im still talking about D. Wiggs 4 years later" thread

[AngryBMW]

x4. Bitches.

-Marc

[coltboostin]

So is the car going to make 1,670whp+ or not?

So let me understand his thinking...

SV-1,300whp-RWD-3,500lbs. (.38 Cd with aero package .33 without)

-VS-

SL-1,600whp-AWD-3,300lbs. (.36 Cd)

 

 

 

DON'T QUESTION THE MATH

[JuicedH22]

You forgot to call him an idiot.

[2pointslow]

DON'T QUESTION THE MATH

 

Why hasn't anyone built an SV that can take a tt-g?

 

 

 

 

Oh that's right, because it cant be done. :dumb:

[coltboostin]

You forgot to call him an idiot.

 

Just keep watching his videos and making him Money! Peons

 

 

 

 

I am glad it looks like he may have gotten the message to stop being a pompas ass. I just hope he can back up his mouth and actually lock in a race with race someone-hell anyone at this point!

[Cordell]

I have no idea how to respond to this.

 

There's a compliment in there somewhere as well as an insult. I'm not sure which is which, though.

 

There's a picture of me in my avatar. Not really sure why you'd be confused when you saw me in person.

 

BRB, growing facial hair differently for Cordell.

 

Thats usually my goal when I post something as useless.

[Dr. Pomade]

You're 5'10"? I had you pegged at 5'9.125"...

-Marc

 

I'm really 4'7" and was hoping none of my friends would front me out.

 

THANKS BFF

[Dr. Pomade]

Thats usually my goal when I post something as useless.

 

I didn't think it was useless? I was genuinely perplexed.

 

I will definitely remember to ask you about this in person when I see you next. I'll plan to wear a suit, my Oliver Peoples shades, a glass filled with scotch, and platform shoes in hopes of reverting your vision of me as (a cheap imitation of) Tony Stark. Please have your explanation prepared by then.

[Dr. Pomade]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/LanceSweets.jpg

+

http://music.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Bryan_Abrams.jpg

 

?

 

This is pretty much it.

 

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb287/el_ryan85/a1a11956a111b1b39ba9c445ac12c250-me.jpg

 

Nailed it.

 

My image of John is like a 80s Rock Band guitar player, but with shorter hair, but all the tattoos, and smoking cigars isntead of cigs. That's how I like to remember Johnny Bravo in my mind.

 

Bingo.

[Dr. Pomade]

Tilley, I can't beleive you fucked up your own boy band reference. Anyone who thinks Tilley is more "Backstreet Boy" than "Color Me Badd" is high on meth.

 

Give me my fucking schnauzies.

 

 

EDIT: Glad to see Focus was paying attention.

 

EXTRA EDIT: Why the fuck are we still talking about this bullshit? New topic, please.

 

I can't believe you misspelled that.

 

I before E

 

For this infraction, you receive zero schnauzies. Instead, you are penalized with three I Adore Mi Amors and two Slow Motions.

[JuicedH22]

I like to picture John at a lynyrd skynyrd concert, rocking some snakeskin boots, black jeans, and a tuxedo t-shirt, you know to say "I'm professional" but also "Im here to party!".

[phil]

I like to picture John at a lynyrd skynyrd concert, rocking some snakeskin boots, black jeans, and a tuxedo t-shirt, you know to say "I'm professional" but also "Im here to party!".

 

Hahahahahahahahhaha.... I think it's time for the Tilly stare pic to be posted

[phil]

This is how I picature Tilly

 

This guy

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/jasonlombari/2007mr.jpg

 

Stuffed in this body

 

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d137/enpecru/midget.jpg

 

With this hair

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd400/Josue_Villanueva/new%20pikz/05d22dbd.jpg

 

And this suit

 

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd5/njfinest15/l_dc840763753c7944dc6731d67e1048cd1.jpg

[Rustlestiltskin]

I like to picture John at a lynyrd skynyrd concert, rocking some snakeskin boots, black jeans, and a tuxedo t-shirt, you know to say "I'm professional" but also "Im here to party!".

 

ok ricky bobby

[Dr. Pomade]

I like to picture John at a lynyrd skynyrd concert, rocking some snakeskin boots, black jeans, and a tuxedo t-shirt, you know to say "I'm professional" but also "Im here to party!".

 

I like to picture Tilley like he is a notable scene from a funny movie, only I'd like to think he'd fuck up some of the details so that he doesn't sound exactly like the movie scene, but enough like it so that everyone knows what he meant to say.

[Dr. Pomade]

This is how I picature Tilly

 

This guy

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/jasonlombari/2007mr.jpg

 

Stuffed in this body

 

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d137/enpecru/midget.jpg

 

With this hair

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd400/Josue_Villanueva/new%20pikz/05d22dbd.jpg

 

And this suit

 

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd5/njfinest15/l_dc840763753c7944dc6731d67e1048cd1.jpg

 

/discussion

[Rustlestiltskin]

:masturboy:

I like to picture Tilley like he is a notable scene from a funny movie, only I'd like to think he'd fuck up some of the details so that he doesn't sound exactly like the movie scene, but enough like it so that everyone knows what he meant to say.

[dover]

I am in Texas and this pops off, damn this is to hilarious I wish I had time to read through all of it.

 

Someone please take this thread to SupraForum so the rest of the TTG's can join in.

[Dr. Pomade]

:masturboy:

 

Genius minds think alike?

[Cordell]

I didn't think it was useless? I was genuinely perplexed.

 

I will definitely remember to ask you about this in person when I see you next. I'll plan to wear a suit, my Oliver Peoples shades, a glass filled with scotch, and platform shoes in hopes of reverting your vision of me as (a cheap imitation of) Tony Stark. Please have your explanation prepared by then.

 

Well then I hope to see you friday at the track rental, drag racing like a

http://www.0-60mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/top-gear-18-italian-stig.jpg

[Wonderboy]

Im gonna tongue punch your fart box.

[SRTurbo04]

Just keep watching his videos and making him Money! Peons

 

 

 

 

I am glad it looks like he may have gotten the message to stop being a pompas ass. I just hope he can back up his mouth and actually lock in a race with race someone-hell anyone at this point!

yea i think so hes signed on and hasent posted..wow

[V8 Beast]

My client is not posting because the person he pays to type for him called off sick today. Rich people problems..

[Jackson1647545504]

[Rustlestiltskin]

Must have list for Armageddon

 

· $$ supply of canned fish (mackerel, tuna, salmon, sardines, etc) & oats

· 12 friends (all w/ the same independent holdings)

· 7.62 rifle (HK416? SCAR-H?) with: custom 40 rnd magsx10, 10+ beta c-mags, 10K-30K rounds stored, extra barrels & parts

· Cheytac M-200

· gas mask

· tear gas grenades

· sting grenades

· smoke grenades

· flash bangs

· thermal/night vision goggles/scope (ENVG/IRNV)

· binoculars (sighting, plain, etc)

· .45 cal pistol + 2K rounds

· bow/arrows

· pepper spray & refill

 

· lifesaver usa filter jerry cans can last 5 yrs

· flint metal sticks

· lighters

· quick clot

· israeli battle dressings

· coban (self sticky bandage)

· sutures

· antibiotics (hand sanitizer, betadine, etc)

· maps

· compass

· candles

· body underwear/other warm clothes/blankets

· chill-rated sleeping bags

· tarps

· paracord

· hand-cuffs

· razers

· duct tape

· maps (sewers & normal)

· multi-purpose shovel (chinese mil shovel!!)

· steel scrubber & wool

· stainless steel pot/pan

· portable stove

· radios/comm gear

· SOG desert dagger http://www.sogknivescollectors.com/d...dagger-s25.php

· http://www.thekhukurihouse.com/catal...d=313736fc2012 <- KHHI Max Xtreme Kukri

· http://www.thekhukurihouse.com/catal...d=323638fd3d10 <- 3 Chirra SPL Kukri

· dark clothes

 

· seed bank

· desalinator

· bleach (dry, sodium hypchlorite)

· tools (hand-cranked drill, etc)

· chains

· locks

· belts (shipping, etc)

· fabric bags

· garbage bags (heavy duty, many)

· lamps (oil, etc)

· solar-powered chargers

· batteries (car batteries...solar/dynamo?)

· flashlights (FYI remain low-key, fit for trade)

· alcohol/drugs/tobacco (morphine, etc, to trade or keep)

· diesel/bio-diesel capable highly offroad-worthy vehicle

· books (on: trapping, knot tying, raft/shelters, edible plants/animals, water collection, generators/fuel, mechanic, communications, animal husbandry [esp. equine > horses], agriculture, alcohol/drug/tobacco [to trade], normal books)

 

· Full reanimation kit- O2 bottles, respirator (O2 powered) suction unit (O2 powered), laryngoscopes, tubes, airways, BVM s, tube holders, drugs (atropine, adrenaline, dopamine…)

· Body protection like masks (booth surgical and respirators), gowns, gloves (sterile and non sterile), lot of rubbing alcohol, hand sanitizers,paper sheets, delivery kits.

· Wound care kit- all sterile gauzes, peans, tweezers, povidone, rivanole, staples, sutures, forceps, dressings, antibiotic creams…

· Vitamins, tablets and vials for injections.

· Antibiotics full range, booth tabs and vials (Pennicilin, Gentamicin, Lincocin…) then full range iv fluids kit with NS and Glucosae, including IV systems, needles, syringes, IV catheters …

· Children antibiotics, suspensions, together with antipyretics like Voltaren supositories.

· Snake kits (horse serum), allergy shots (Urbason, Synopen…), urinal catheters…

· Drugs like Furosemide, Novalgetol, Aminophyllin, Reglan, Ranitidin, (all vials), Albuterol (inhallant).