kirks5oh Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 i'm on hiatus as well, in love. just kidding, but going to see how things go with the blond, she seems sweet. my buddy said if i even think of marriage again, he will punch me in the face, no warning. i'm going to steer clear of athletes for the time being. current gf likes to work out a little, but that's it. i've dated two triathletes and found them to be the craziest so far. absolutely batshit nuts. the one, i dated for a long time right after filing for divorce. this chick was so aggressive, so type-A, it was out of control. i can remember going on a date with her one time, just walking along, and she reached up, grabbed what felt like a handful of nose hair (from MY nose), and yanked it out--no warning. fucking hilarious to tell the story now, but it was some of the worst pain i've ever had, and she was like "shave it next time, or else". she was sponsored by red bull, and a couple other companies, and pretty much won just about every race she ever did. she had abs on top of abs. one particular race, my ex was also in. my ex was ok, but not even remotely in the same league as this chick. my ex told this girl 'good luck'. her reply? "what kind of coffee do you like?"----"because i'm going to finish the race, take a shit, shower, grab lunch, and i'll buy you coffee". good times. this chick liked to have sex though. in the end, she was just too aggressive, way too pushy, and i couldn't take it. edit--- she was the one who thought it was a great idea to 'use' the front seat of my ex's SUV. million other crazy stories from this girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 serious question where do you find good looking, educated, professional women, who are successful, in their 30's, single, and may have kids?? Andy is gay bruh, your question is null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 one particular race, my ex was also in. my ex was ok, but not even remotely in the same league as this chick. my ex told this girl 'good luck'. her reply? "what kind of coffee do you like?"----"because i'm going to finish the race, take a shit, shower, grab lunch, and i'll buy you coffee". good times. this chick liked to have sex though. in the end, she was just too aggressive, way too pushy, and i couldn't take it. edit--- she was the one who thought it was a great idea to 'use' the front seat of my ex's SUV. million other crazy stories from this girl. Did she piss a ring around your house too to mark her territory? jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90G60 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I'm on hiatus. Those are all my "good" stories. I found a nice blonde with a great pair bolt-ons and makes way more $$$ than me. Going to let this one play out. Weird. I didn't notice any new pictures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Weird. I didn't notice any new pictures... If I get some good ones, maybe. We haven't done the social media swap yet and her stuff is all private. Side note: we were talking about Tinder last and she showed me some of her matches. BITCH HAS 99 FUCKING MATCHES. I topped out at 31 when I was on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Did she piss a ring around your house too to mark her territory? jeez. No shit. My brother used to say nearly the same thing. She was smart, successful, gorgeous, and an absolute champion. I was attracted to all of that. But she had the attitude and temper that gives New Yorkers a bad name, and there was only so much I could take before I just said enough. Some people can never turn off the competitive mindset, and relax. I visited her in New York for a weekend. We met and took a cab downtown. Two minutes into the cab ride she says to the cab driver "hey buddy, the fucking gas pedal is on the right---all the cabbies in New York, and we got the slowest fucking one". Seriously thought we were on candid camera or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 No shit. My brother used to say nearly the same thing. She was smart, successful, gorgeous, and an absolute champion. I was attracted to all of that. But she had the attitude and temper that gives New Yorkers a bad name, and there was only so much I could take before I just said enough. Some people can never turn off the competitive mindset, and relax. I visited her in New York for a weekend. We met and took a cab downtown. Two minutes into the cab ride she says to the cab driver "hey buddy, the fucking gas pedal is on the right---all the cabbies in New York, and we got the slowest fucking one". Seriously thought we were on candid camera or something. Good god. CRAZY doesn't begin to describe her. I hope she was a wild fuck. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Andy is gay bruh, your question is null and void. Gay as fuck and still touching more vagina than you, jeffy-weffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Good god. CRAZY doesn't begin to describe her. I hope she was a wild fuck. Wow. probably the closest thing i'll ever get to being in porn. like everything she did, she was good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 I visited her in New York for a weekend. We met and took a cab downtown. Two minutes into the cab ride she says to the cab driver "hey buddy, the fucking gas pedal is on the right---all the cabbies in New York, and we got the slowest fucking one". Every Ny'er says this at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 probably the closest thing i'll ever get to being in porn. like everything she did, she was good at it. Gonna have to start calling Kirk "Charlie"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Every Ny'er says this at least once. being from the midwest, and generally polite, my jaw hit the floor. i thought she knew the guy, or was joking. apparently, some places in the US that's considered normal behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 being from the midwest, and generally polite, my jaw hit the floor. i thought she knew the guy, or was joking. apparently, some places in the US that's considered normal behavior. This is normal for New York. They are full of angry people. Must be from all the rats that co-exist in all their structures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 This is normal for New York. They are full of angry people. Must be from all the rats that co-exist in all their structures. we call them "pets". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLost Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Currently on a sexodus. I'm cool with not having to worry about commitment, especially at this point in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Bump? No more big tittied women from kirk or ox? WTF GUIZ PLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Would like to see more stories with pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Bump? No more big tittied women from kirk or ox? WTF GUIZ PLS https://www.bigtittyho.es/kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwg2189 Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Whelp, guys, I don't think the girl I'm talking to is going anywhere. I'm pretty sure she's banging another guy(s). Standby for the thread Tinder v2.0. I'll figure it out before the end of the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Whelp, guys, I don't think the girl I'm talking to is going anywhere. I'm pretty sure she's banging another guy(s). Standby for the thread Tinder v2.0. I'll figure it out before the end of the weekend I don't mean to sound like a dick here but...are you surprised that a girl you met on tinder is banging other dudes? look forward to update. #marrieddudeslivingvicariously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I don't mean to sound like a dick here but...are you surprised that a girl you met on tinder is banging other dudes? look forward to update. #marrieddudeslivingvicariously Nope, just telling you guys what's going down. This girl was technically from Bumble, but same difference. Might see if I can keep her on the "payroll" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 look forward to update. #marrieddudeslivingvicariously Though married, i'm still 100% glad I don't have to date in the Tinder/iPhone/Emoji world. If it came to that, I'd just buy a 55 gallon drum of lube and fap all day. http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO Reviews are fucking WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO Reviews are fucking WIN! 12 month financing!!!! Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order." so full of win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Sadly, this is likely mostly for married guys and our broke asses need to finance it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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