jessecwalters Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wife had this up on the computer... I thought some of them were funny and thought I'd share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 wow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I like the part about being "a little gay" ..... lesbians are fun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 That looks like a recipe for happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessecwalters Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 That looks like a recipe for happiness +1, haha thats what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I cannot comment because my wife is on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 wow....my exact thought. yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I cannot comment because my wife is on here. haha that made me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I saw this a few years ago. I printed it out and gave it to a woman I was dating at the time.. She left it on the coffee table and never put in place the suggestions spelled out in the document. I guess my pimp wasn't as strong as I thought it was back then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Why don't you get a woman a watch for Christmas?There is a clock on the stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 photoshop the picture....and send it.....o er ..........there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 (edited) I saw this a few years ago. I printed it out and gave it to a woman I was dating at the time.. She left it on the coffee table and never put in place the suggestions spelled out in the document. I guess my pimp wasn't as strong as I thought it was back then... That's hilarious. Just make sure her dad doesn't see it. Edited May 24, 2009 by NightRider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RC51 John Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Why do brides where white?Because the dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhCowboy13 Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 How many times do you tell a woman with two black eyes to do the dishes? None you already told her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 How many times do you tell a woman with two black eyes to do the dishes? None you already told her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 How many times do you tell a woman with two black eyes to do the dishes? None you already told her twice.I was gonna write that, but thought better of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 I probably do at least one of those things once a year.... maybe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Shit, I'm down for it. As long as he foots ALL* my bills so I don't have to worry about 'em? Hell yeah he can get the 1950s Susie HomeMaker hook-up, no problem.(*ALL my bills = mortgage, car [no domestic makes], bike, insurance for all, clothes [no off brand shit], hair, makeup, plastic surgery as needed, plenty of jewelry, flowers, candy, all the kids activities, my retirement, all health insurance, plus all incidentals and associated expenses0(good service dont come cheap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 :popcorn:some more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 ChickOn2, you're right. That's what is was all about back in the 50s. But all that changed, didn't it? Or did it?It seems like one income families are gone now. So who screwed us over, and when and how did that happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Wait? who got screwed over? I earn half the income in my household but I also expect to have help with cooking, cleaning, etc. Then, there are some things that I am good at that he's not, like sewing/mending and some things that he's good at that I can't do, like car/ bike repair (well, I can't do it yet). What's not to love? Equality is pretty sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 ChickOn2, you're right. That's what is was all about back in the 50s. But all that changed, didn't it? Or did it?It seems like one income families are gone now. So who screwed us over, and when and how did that happen?Beats me! *Cough*some liberal*Cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Wait? who got screwed over? I earn half the income in my household but I also expect to have help with cooking, cleaning, etc. Then, there are some things that I am good at that he's not, like sewing/mending and some things that he's good at that I can't do, like car/ bike repair (well, I can't do it yet). What's not to love? Equality is pretty sweet!Yes, and that's the way it should be. But neither one income in an average family can do it alone anymore. I say we've been taken. You'd think with potentially twice as many people working, that everything would cost less. What do I know, I was good at statistics, not economics. Somehow I think we've been set up to generate more money and spend it. If the world economy changed that much in 50 years, in a natural normal way, we're in trouble.What can I say, I enjoy a good conspiracy theory, even if I have to start it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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