10phone2 Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 or be the guy that puts 59 toilet seat covers on toilet, throws them to the floor when done, and leaves the faucet running because he can't touch the faucet without getting sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Wait you mean people poop in a public place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Wait you mean people poop in a public place? I don't get paid to poop at home. I do get paid to poop at work. Allow me to do some maths for you. For me, a nurse: - 3 x 12hr shifts/week - 15min per poop/per shift (sometimes 2-3 poops, depending on the day) - We will say 50 weeks, allow for some vacations. - That's 45min/week x 50 weeks = 37.5hr/year that I'm paid to poop. - Without OT, I work at least 36hr/week. - I'm essentially getting a little over 1/2 of my normal paycheck (paid every 2 weeks) per year, just to poop. You 9-5ers, 5 days a week can take even more of an advantage of your sitch. Moral of the story: It pays (literally) to poop at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 KmIt's more like #2 Simple. Direct, and well formed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Wait you mean people poop in a public place? Some of us do so outdoors the way God and nature intended. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Some of us do so outdoors the way God and nature intended. :fuckyeah: Every morning and evening while letting the dog out. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Some of us do so outdoors the way God and nature intended. :fuckyeah: My son would if I let him. I let him pee outside, and I was kidding once when he said he had to poop and asked if he wanted to just go outside. He said, "yes" and proceeded to start to drop his pants. I laughed and told him go inside to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0n8 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 I don't get paid to poop at home. I do get paid to poop at work. Allow me to do some maths for you. For me, a nurse: - 3 x 12hr shifts/week - 15min per poop/per shift (sometimes 2-3 poops, depending on the day) - We will say 50 weeks, allow for some vacations. - That's 45min/week x 50 weeks = 37.5hr/year that I'm paid to poop. - Without OT, I work at least 36hr/week. - I'm essentially getting a little over 1/2 of my normal paycheck (paid every 2 weeks) per year, just to poop. You 9-5ers, 5 days a week can take even more of an advantage of your sitch. Moral of the story: It pays (literally) to poop at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 It's a love hate relationship pooping at work. I love getting paid to poop, but taking off a duty belt and everything gets old. Plus I always get called to something as soon as my cheeks touch the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 I'm unemployed now so I'm not wearing pants or anything in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 I'm a teacher, I don't have time to piss or shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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