Would you remarry?

[justin0469]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: "Fuck!"

[NinjaNick]

[Kosmo]

got it before still funny shit......:lol:

[Casper]

[Zugin]

Thats great!

[jermattak]

thats a good one

[CbrGirl]

:lol:

[ninjachk08]

oops!

[cmoosego]

you are evil.... just evil.....

[mrbret]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Nice

[kawi kid]

awesome!!!!!

[max power]

HUSBAND: "Fuck!"

[AOW]

deja vu!

[Gump]

good one

but to answer the topic question

NO---hell no.

Edited May 13, 2009 by Gump

[ross]

oldie but still a good one...