justin0469 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."WIFE: - - - silence - -HUSBAND: "Fuck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kosmo Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 got it before still funny shit......:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zugin Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jermattak Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 you are evil.... just evil..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbret Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 ha ha ha ha ha ha Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 awesome!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 HUSBAND: "Fuck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 deja vu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) good onebut to answer the topic questionNO---hell no. Edited May 13, 2009 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 oldie but still a good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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