Tomcat0403 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/07/man-offers-goats-cows-chelsea-clintons-hand-marriage/?test=latestnewsAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.To laughter at a town hall meeting Thursday in Kenya, CNN's Fareed Zakaria asked the U.S. Secretary of State if the Clintons had made a decision on the dowry offer. In 2000, a Kenyan man wrote to then-president Bill Clinton offering the animals in accordance with African tradition.After a pause, Clinton said, "My daughter is her own person, very independent, so I will convey this very kind offer."Clinton has denied rumors that her daughter, 29, is planning to get married this summer. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Honestly, I think he's overpaying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Honestly, I think he's overpayingTo have Hillary as a mother-in-law? You'd have to send a dump truck driven by Scarlett Johannson and Zooey Deschanel to my house and unload a pile of money. You can keep the truck afterwards, just send someone around to pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Dude you can't handle both of them, give me Zooey . . .Mmmmm Zooey, I don't even remember what we were talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Honestly, I think he's overpayingLOL. I agree. I would pay two wooden nickels for her and not a penny more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 that might work, Bill likes cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Dude you can't handle both of them, give me Zooey . . .Mmmmm Zooey, I don't even remember what we were talking aboutThat's the best picture you can come up with? You want her? Fine. Replace her with Christina Hendricks and a somewhat smaller pile of money. I'm going to brush up on my motorboat skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Best picture I can come up with? It's subjective, I just figured it was one you guys might not have seen before. Besides, I dig the heartfelt singer look. Dang it I am sooo emo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Best picture I can come up with? It's subjective, I just figured it was one you guys might not have seen before. Besides, I dig the heartfelt singer look. Dang it I am sooo emo.Good, so I can expect Zooey to return to the open market after you start randomly cutting yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Don't move in until I've given her the mix tape, it's my last resort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Don't move in until I've given her the mix tape, it's my last resortyeah, like Simple Plan is going to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 There's some Good Charlotte in there too, don't you dare underestimate me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 aaaand, that's 39.9 goats too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Wow! Like, for serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Wow! Like, for serious? Yep. Still want to make that mix tape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 You can have her, taking one of those upside the head would surely result in serious injury. An awesome and very enjoyable injury, but an injury nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 You can have her, taking one of those upside the head would surely result in serious injury. An awesome and very enjoyable injury, but an injury nonetheless.Apparently she's engaged to the mushroom-eating stoner from Super Troopers. My world has been crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 meow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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