hue jass Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I can't believe there's anyone who hasn't heard that one yet. Still, funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 iGiggle at the mere mention of the following:• Lake Titicaca• Penal code• Uranus• Shih Tzu• Ballcock• The Nutcracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 if a cat always lands on its feet, and a piece of toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if you put the buttered side of a piece of toast against the belly of a cat and throw it up in the air? how will it land? i want to believe it will land on its side......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 if a cat always lands on its feet, and a piece of toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if you put the buttered side of a piece of toast against the belly of a cat and throw it up in the air? how will it land? i want to believe it will land on its side......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ^^EDIT: Damn, too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Whoa, there is too much thought going into the cat and toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 The buttered cat paradox is a valid concept in theoretical physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Theory on paper is good and all, but have you actually conducted this experiment? Could you use this theory to make a cat float too? Go do it now, then get back with me. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester851 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucius say.......Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of deskMarriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 If at first you don't succeed, you aimed way to fucking high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 if all the smart people become doctors, engineers, professionals, etc, who does that leave to run the country? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucius says, "Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time." "Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house." "It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 if a cat always lands on its feet, and a piece of toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if you buttered a cat and threw it up in the air? Will it hover?Fixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 ^^EDIT: Damn, too slow! rep for you fellas cuz i thought i was the only one who ever heard of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 rep for you fellas cuz i thought i was the only one who ever heard of that Need to send that one in to the Mythbusters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any ol' person vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Need to send that one in to the Mythbusters! Actually, they did. It was in episode 28 that they did the buttered toast experiment. End result...mythbusted.Now, all they need to do is toss kittycats off a building to see the end result. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Actually, they did. It was in episode 28 that they did the buttered toast experiment. End result...mythbusted.Now, all they need to do is toss kittycats off a building to see the end result. ;)I saw that, now that you mention it! I had forgotten! I would like to see them go all the way with the cat part of it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 It's it interesting that when ever I'm looking for, it's always in the last place that I look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I saw a women driving in the parking lot at Target during lunch...not sure how or why but she t-bone the cart return thingy...she wasn't going very fast and she had this look on her face like "who put that there?"...I had to sit there and absorb it for a minute. She just backed up and continued to park like nothing happened.This immediately reminded me of the time I was at the BMV. I was walking in. At the same time an older man with a Ricky Bobby swagger comes walking out waving his driver's license in the air, exclaiming, "I passed! I passed!" It made me wonder, was this his greatest accomplishment in life?? Have maw and paw ever felt proud of me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 as I sit here reading thisI contemplate the meaning of my belly button lint.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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