Random thoughts while bored at work thread

[RVTPilot]

M'kay. I am bored at work, so my brain is just puking senseless crap. So I am going to dump it in here, and if anyone else is suffering from the same malady, please do so here as well so as to not lose one's job by running into their bosses office and yelling "TITTIES!!!!"

• Loves me some bewbage. Big 'uns, li'l 'uns. Just so long as the nipples don't look like someone dropped two crepes on a skeleton.
  
• I miss the sound of my bike
  
• Do midgets watch mainstream porn thinking they are looking at monster cock sex?
  
• I don't miss the south, but have a hankerin' for some mustard greens right now.
  
• I would kill for a pound of Legos right now, or Play-Doh.
  

Who else has some nonsensical shit to spew?

[OsuMj]

nice... my nonsense thoughts turned to actions about an hour ago... i chose to leave work to bust a move in my room while cleaning.... yeah.

[SAMBUSA]

My random thoughts while working aren't really appropriate for this website. But I can say anything I want at work. The RR doesn't really have limitations on what we can say.

[Disclaimer]

3somes, for sure.

[SAMBUSA]

3somes with sheep, for sure.

qft!

[RFM]

I wish my girlfriend gave it up as much as my last one did. I'd be 30lbs. thinner...

[Disclaimer]

I wonder what RFM's ex is doing right now

[RFM]

Some guy around nine times a week I'd guess?

[Kahooli]

Some guy around nine times a week I'd guess?

Yes, she is ^.^

j/k j/k

[RVTPilot]

Some guy around nine times a week I'd guess?

Yeah, but could she cook?

[RFM]

Yeah, but could she cook?

I got her a year's subscription to Gourmet as a gift. And yes, Friday nights were stay in date nights, where we'd cook dinner. Yes... Ladies, I cook too.

[OsuMj]

Yeah, but could she cook?

is that important??

[OsuMj]

Yes... Ladies, I cook too.

you just addressed this comment to about 8 women... ~6 of which are taken... nice

[yotaman88210]

you just addressed this comment to about 8 women... ~6 of which are taken... nice

LMAO!!!

is that important??

Not when the guy knows how to cook... I do hate cleaning up tho... How are your kitchen cleaning skillz? Guys like girls with skillzz. Kitchen cleaning skillz, laundry doing skillz... and riding a motorcycle helps!

[RFM]

you just addressed this comment to about 8 women... ~6 of which are taken... nice

That's tongue in cheek too, love. I have a girlfriend too.