yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 yea nightrider was a good first ... his small dick didn't hurt very bad, guess thats why i mistakened it for his finger.Oh.MY.GAWD.... wow. Just wow. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 That is awesome! Chick who talk like sailors have a place in this world. And it ain't anywhere that the lights are on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 yea nightrider was a good first ... his small dick didn't hurt very bad, guess thats why i mistakened it for his finger. lol. She said fingerS....plural. Meaning 3. Try to stick 3...in there. In your butt...not gonna happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 So Yota, we wanna set something up for the 19th? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 lol. She said fingerS....plural. Meaning 3. Try to stick 3...in there. In your butt...not gonna happen.Why don't you stick 3 fingers in your butt? I'm sure it's like putting a pencil through a hulahoop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'03VstarSH Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Why don't you stick 3 fingers in your butt? I'm sure it's like putting a pencil through a hulahoop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 OMG. This is outta control. Um, yea I guess we could go for the 19th? As long as a few other people are coming up im down. We could get a car full of peeps then it would be a real cheap trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Why don't you stick 3 fingers in your butt? I'm sure it's like putting a pencil through a hulahoop! If i end up raping you...it's not my fault. Tell that to the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 If i end up raping you...it's not my fault. Tell that to the police. Wait, didnt this happen at age 17 already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 If i end up raping you...it's not my fault. Tell that to the police. Hmm that might be difficult, it's not rape if it's consensual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'03VstarSH Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 If i end up raping you...it's not my fault. Tell that to the police. Hmm that might be difficult, it's not rape if it's consensual"So there I was, tied up to her bed. I had motor oil smeared all over my body. She came in the room with a saddle and a set of jumper cables" - Jeff Foxworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 "So there I was' date=' tied up to her bed. I had motor oil smeared all over my body. She came in the room with a saddle and a set of jumper cables" - Jeff Foxworthy [/quote']Whoa, im gonna have to contact Jeff for her digits!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Wait, didnt this happen at age 17 already? With ems? I doubt it...but not for sure. Did she take one in the butt at 17?Hmm that might be difficult, it's not rape if it's consensualWhat kind of lube do you prefer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 oh you guys are making this day less painful.....keep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 What kind of lube do you prefer? I hear vaseline works best, anyone have a better suggestion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Btw, this is not getting off topic. It's obvious that consuming Christmas Ale leads to anal penetration, or at least increases the chances... So everyone who intends on drinking it this season should be educated on the proper lubrication to have on hand. But fear not, if no lube is around, give her one more Christmas Ale and she won't feel a thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 its not off topic at all because Christmas Ale makes you do crazy things....like typing crazy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Spit'll do in a pinch. Carry that around with me where ever I go.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vw151 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I hear vaseline works best, anyone have a better suggestion?vaseline is the best. It suffers less viscosity break down than other lubes, such as KY. Although KY seems to reduce friction more, it wears out around the 1/2 way point and needs a reapplication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Bacon lube? CMremaly... this is right up your alley. No pun intended, but im sure night rider would eat your ass with a spoon after a few applications of that stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Btw, this is not getting off topic. It's obvious that consuming Christmas Ale leads to anal penetration, or at least increases the chances... So everyone who intends on drinking it this season should be educated on the proper lubrication to have on hand. But fear not, if no lube is around, give her one more Christmas Ale and she won't feel a thing This sort of commentary can only be derived from personal experience. It is always nice to have the input of a professional when it comes to such delicate yet necessary sunjects. For racing, we have STT-Brian. For anal intercourse, we now have CMRemaly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vw151 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 This sort of commentary can only be derived from personal experience. It is always nice to have the input of a professional when it comes to such delicate yet necessary sunjects. For racing, we have STT-Brian. For anal intercourse, we now have CMRemaly.true!wow she got to expert status on the board very quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 This sort of commentary can only be derived from personal experience. It is always nice to have the input of a professional when it comes to such delicate yet necessary sunjects. For racing, we have STT-Brian. For anal intercourse, we now have CMRemaly.lmao! This thread is great! Only a member for a few days and she is already the anal expert. Damn, that takes talent... well I think I would call it talent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Whoa, joe... get outta my head. You cant be posting similar shit at the same time as me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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