ShankroidBeast Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Ever have a battle of words with your ex? Doesn't matter if it's email, fax, or text? (and yes I have had fax fights before...lol)My ex wife has been ANNOYING THE HELLL OUT OF ME lately and was bothering me again, so I came back with (among other things) in a txt"I'd rather have my balls ripped off by an alligator than to see, deal, or have to communicate with you on ANY basis. So unless you have something intelligent to say, leave me the puck alone"She left me alone after that.Well it made me laugh and hopefully really pissed her off too Got any good lines you said to an ex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Oh this should be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "I dunno how my last ex wife ended up in 4 pieces at the bottom of a lake, but it worked out because she was starting to slightly annoy me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted February 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) "I dunno how my last ex wife ended up in 4 pieces at the bottom of a lake, but it worked out because she was starting to slightly annoy me"4 pieces? how do you end up with four pieces? I always end up with six (think about it), AND you can fit it neatly in two suitcases edit: that's not true, once I came up with five, sorry for the mis-quote Edited February 16, 2010 by ShankroidBeast It's been a long day, holy crap, leave my ugly ass alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "I like my women like I like my coffee..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "...with a spoon in them."And Likwid if you can tell me where that is from I will celebrate 8 crazy nights in July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I called an ex a hormonal bitch once and she didn't talk to me for two months. I think I hit a soft spot. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "...with a spoon in them."My spoon is too big.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I called an ex a hormonal bitch once and she didn't talk to me for two months. I think I hit a soft spot. lolreplace bitch with thundercunt and thats easily 4-6 months of not having to hear from those of the vaginal persuasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 my SPOON... is TOO BIG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're the reason that 4 letter word that starts with c was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted February 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're the reason that 4 letter word that starts with c was born.holy shit if you said that to her face you'd better be wearing a bullet proof vest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfd37buckeye Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 ME. Are you sure you wanted to sign that without reading it?Her YES, I just want outMe well get your clothes and the car payment book and get the f*%k out, cause you just signed the paper that says it is all you get.....and you are paying 1/2 the attorney fees and court costs too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "I don't apologize if I don't thing I'm wrong... I told that to my first wife, I tell it to my wikfe, and I'll tell it to my next wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Come on Shanky. You know she just wants to hold It again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 holy shit if you said that to her face you'd better be wearing a bullet proof vestYou know her than? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Got any good lines you said to an ex?I'm done.... Get off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 lol....lol aaaahhh that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 something about "the squirts"the friendly emails stopped shortly thereafter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrewloose Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "don't talk to me until you have taken your meds" .... and "you forgot to take your pills today, huh?" -- actually not me, my Marine roommate to his former Marine wife who was discharged for mental shyte. Needless to say, he got the shyte beat out of him more than once by her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangBruhY Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I don't have an ex wife, but I think this thread will provide a lot of good reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducati guy Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I don't have an ex wife, but I think this thread will provide a lot of good reading.+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstrosity Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 This was not said by me but I was there when it was said and damn was she mad. Her drink went in his face and she stormed out of the bar we were at.From him: "FEELINGS, you dont have any FEELINGS LEFT. YOU FUCKED THEM ALL AWAY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisty Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I don't have an ex wife, but I think this thread will provide a lot of good reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're the reason that 4 letter word that starts with c was born.holy shit if you said that to her face you'd better be wearing a bullet proof vestYou know her than?:lol:OMG I just spit coffee out my nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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