MidgetTodd Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Rice Krispey treats, they're like dog biscuts for white people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. For those that have fought for it, peace has a flavor the protected will never know.He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.Adolf HitlerMake the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe itAdolf Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 This one is for Jagr:God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=36811&highlight=marineshttp://www.ohio-riders.com/showpost.php?p=357422&postcount=39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "We're like 7-11...........we're not always doing business, but we're always open." -Murph, The Boondock Saints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "We're like 7-11...........we're not always doing business, but we're always open." -Murph, The Boondock SaintsAwesome movie! I love the scene when the cat gets shot. I was like WTF just happened?!?!Donna: You killed my... my... Rocco: Your what? Donna: My... Rocco: Your fuckin' what? Huh? Your what, bitch? Rocco: [puts gun to his own head] I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little... Rayvie: Skippy! Skippy! Rocco: Oh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch? Rayvie: Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick! Rocco: [turns gun on Rayvie] Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Well, take your time and don't live too fast. Troubles will come and they will pass. Find a woman and you'll find love. Don't forget, son, there is someone up above.-- Lynard Skynard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBWalker Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Wild Ones, 1968:We want to be free!Free to ride! To ride our machines with out being hassled by the man!We want to party!And that just what we going to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Nancy Huff: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs. Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on." Dale Doback: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper! Brennan Huff: Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay? Dale Doback: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Can't you SEE what I'm TELLING you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Tucker Max (for the win)Girl “Why don’t you last longer during sex? Ten minutes is not long enough for me.” Tucker “I don’t understand. I lasted long enough for me to cum. Why would I go any longer?” Girl “I want to cum too. What about me? ” Tucker “Who?” Girl “Me.” Tucker “Who are we talking about here?” Girl “ME!” Tucker “Who?” Girl “I HATE YOU!” Tucker “Who hates me?”----------------------------------------------“Just went ass to mouth on a midget. Time to retire. Jesus Christ hasn’t even done that.”“You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 “you show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and i’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.”win!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Tucker Max (for the win)Girl “Why don’t you last longer during sex? Ten minutes is not long enough for me.” Tucker “I don’t understand. I lasted long enough for me to cum. Why would I go any longer?” Girl “I want to cum too. What about me? ” Tucker “Who?” Girl “Me.” Tucker “Who are we talking about here?” Girl “ME!” Tucker “Who?” Girl “I HATE YOU!” Tucker “Who hates me?”----------------------------------------------“Just went ass to mouth on a midget. Time to retire. Jesus Christ hasn’t even done that.”“You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.”im out of rep, once i get more this is totally getting it. Tucker Max is my college life hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Tucker Max = Who God would be if he were here on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, i think." -Carl Spackler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 hahahaa tucker max!! hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Oh yes, I found another Tucker Max Gem!!!!!!!!!"Waiting for the delivery guy felt like Christmas, except without the part where your parents drink all the present money and wrap up things from your room as your gifts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 you guys are killing me with the tucker max quotes....time to watch I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell for the, no joke, 25th ish time since I got the dvd a few months ago"FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU." — Tucker Max when drinking, I normally insert my name to that quote and abuse the shit out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Cartman:: Speilberg – Jew … Lucas – Jew … Kyle – Jew.Cartman:: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?Kyle:: There’s no sand in my vagina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Cartman: "I think we may not get to Heaven because one of is is a J-O-O..."Kyle: "Shut up Cartman!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 you guys are killing me with the tucker max quotes....time to watch I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell for the, no joke, 25th ish time since I got the dvd a few months ago"FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU." — Tucker Max when drinking, I normally insert my name to that quote and abuse the shit out of it"She was the type who would cockblock endangered pandas at the zoo."Go here: TUCKERMAX.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 "this one time at band camp" ,and "it's like warm apple pie"..... and Moose's favorite..."That guy sucks dick for beer money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Every sentance in "the F word" on South Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."MLK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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