Casper Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 According to a bailiff, convicted car thief Thomas Done, 33, spent almost a half-hour at his June sentencing "shucking and jiving" Ogden, Utah, Judge Michael Lyon before finally finagling probation (instead of 15 years in prison) -- by expressing parental love for his young daughter and blaming his recidivist criminality on his girlfriend's infidelity. However, literally seconds after Judge Lyon announced probation, Done, noticing his girlfriend in the courtroom, made a gun-triggering motion with his thumb and fingers and said, "Boom, bitch." A bailiff reported the gesture to the judge, who declared Done in violation of his brand-new probation and ordered him re-sentenced. [standard-Examiner (Ogden, Utah), 6-23-2011] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 what a dumb A$$!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Death penalty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 boom biatch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigArn Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Keeping the stoopid off the streets day in and day out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 And boom goes the dynamite, er, cell door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Should have pointed finger at himself. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadepenn Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 Can we merge the canton police dash cam story and this one to make a much better ending? According to a bailiff, convicted car thief Thomas Done, 33, spent almost a half-hour at his June sentencing "shucking and jiving" Ogden, Utah, Judge Michael Lyon before finally finagling probation (instead of 15 years in prison) -- by expressing parental love for his young daughter and blaming his recidivist criminality on his girlfriend's infidelity. However, literally seconds after Judge Lyon announced probation, Done, noticing his girlfriend in the courtroom, made a gun-triggering motion with his thumb and fingers and said, "Boom, bitch." The better ending... A volatile Canton, Ohio police officer sitting in the courtroom upon seeing the loaded finger immediately stepped back from the finger wielding suspect, pulled his Glock 40 and pumped 10 rounds into the suspect. No charges against the officer are pending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 Did he lose any sleep that night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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