Pfloydgad Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 I had to go to CVS today, cruised in front and swung around to a parking space. Got off and took my glasses off and started to pull my helmet off.I hear: "Only Pussies wear gear". I finish my removal, spin around and see no one, no cars with people, no cars rolling by. I keep looking and then see this little sawed off shit peeking around a pillar in front of the store. I take my 6'3", 250lb. bald headed, go-teed chin, and strole his way. He makes a be-line into Kroger in definate retreat mode. I decided not to go in and try to educate an idiot. Or something like that.So....I was just wondering what the masses on here might do.Be nice now, some people can't control what their inbreed parents did.Anyway, ride safe all, and ATGATT, no matter what some people would say.Greg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 my usual comeback is i smile and say "i fucked your mom last night" works with most situations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'd lol out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 my usual comeback is i smile and say "i fucked your mom last night" works with most situations.Mine keeps asking me to tell you to come get your clothes from the last time you were over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 That's weird, the only pussy I smell is you. Come closer so I can get a better whiff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 If you feel the need to take a whiff of my cock, just don't look me in the eye when you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstrosity Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 i think I woulda did the exact same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Maybe they were having a sale on tampons in Krogers. Sound like that guy is all pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Grab him from the back, take off running, and throw him down the parking lot in a face down slide and calmly tell him that only pussies bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 About time someone said. + rep to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 People are stupid. You are a big sumbeech. I'm surprised someone had the nerve to say that to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Takes one to know one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simplysix Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 That's weird, the only pussy I smell is you. Come closer so I can get a better whiff...this ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 You should have put your helmet back on walked in and head butted him then walked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod38um Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Wait, wait, wait........The guy that called you a pussy was hiding behind a pillar and ran when you turned his way???LOL............. OK.....I keep looking and then see this little sawed off shit peeking around a pillar in front of the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 "Tell your mom to give me a call. She obviously couldn't figure out how to use the coat-hanger correctly. You really can't go doing that shit half-assed, else something like you gets born." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpentracer Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 maybe he thought he knew you? saying something like that is what I usually do when I see someone I know and I know they don't see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfloydgad Posted September 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 maybe he thought he knew you? saying something like that is what I usually do when I see someone I know and I know they don't see me.Serp,I actually thought it was someone I knew, it has been yelled before at a local restraunt I was meeting them at. But when he took off running i decided he probably didn't know me. In hindsite, I should have waited him out, but the scripts were for my very sick wife, and it just wasn't worth getting arrested for assault of a mentally handicapped person.Ride safe all, and ATGATT please.Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpentracer Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 maybe he felt retarded and shat himself when he got a good look at your scary face lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 (edited) People are stupid. You are a big sumbeech. I'm surprised someone had the nerve to say that to you.A big +1......but obviously the lil shit lost his nerve rather quickly. Maybe saying the smell from his girlfriends pussy still lingering on your goatee, was the only thing you smell and rode most recently? Edited September 16, 2011 by Pokey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonkerS Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Meh, I would have just ignored it. If they feel that it is imperative to make comments about my choices, then they must have a sad, boring life.I'm always amused at the people that assume I don't have my endorsement b/c I choose to wear my gear (especially helmet). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'd just laugh. The only pussy there ran away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm rubber and you're glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you....... Pussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey614 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Gear up for the crash and not the ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Nah, I would have used, well this pussy came to CVS to get more condoms because this "pussy" used the last 24 - fucking your crackhead mom!Actually come to think about it, his mom is probably a crack whore anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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