max power Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 So some friend of a friend on the FB has a baby today. Its name? Kash.Every time I go to my kids school, I hear some crazy names people saddle their children with. It pains me to realized that these kids have to try to make a life for themselves with some of these ridiculous names. My brother named his boy Ronan. My grandma cant remember it. What are some of the goofy ones you have heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I think it was a Chinese couple named their kid "Facebook" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Yeah I am with ya, I feel bad for those kids. Not only do they have a hard time spelling those weird names, but they sure as hell will get picked on for them too. My daughters have kinda normal, old school names (Madeline, Emma, Mallory) but my cousin's kids didn't do so well in the name game. She has a boy named Da'shawn (I call him Shawn) and Breylan. It must be an ethnic thing, I dunno. I have come across a few funny ones at work as well...like people named after cars, people whose first name is just a letter that is short for absolutely nothing, shit like that. Some parents just need smacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 IIRC there was a bull or bronc rider that named his sons Cash, Ty and Rope or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I have a cousin named blu- female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My neighbor named her boys Caden (or Kaden) and Dakota. Apparently there are a million 3 and 4 year old Cadens running around. So much for that unusual name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Oh I love this game, being I work at a school. My current favorites, and I promise these are real and actually attend my school: MYKing (yes that is 3 capital letters in a row), Runyon and my all time favorite: Lil Greg Anthony Diablo (last name). That is for real the kids actual name.Granted I can't talk that much. My girls are named Hudson and Finley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Our boys have fairly common names, the 2 I didn't name are Brendan and Jacob (Jake), then my son is Eric.Now, our daughter has a name that I doubt many have heard - Daelin. It's pronounced Day-lin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82packer Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My kids have normal names- Jason, Chad, Brent, Samantha and Madison. All 4 that are grown and on their own have jobs, making me think an easy name makes life easier. I have a 2 cousins that are lawyers and their kids are Sicily, Linus and one I can't pronounce or remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) My sister named her son Reed. His last name is Wells. My other sister named her son Connelly Teacher told me one of her students is named La-a. There's actually a - in her name. It's pronounced Ladasha. Edited January 26, 2012 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) My half sister's half sister named their daughter Tierney.My other sister named her son Connelly bwhahaha, nice.Teacher told me one of her students is named La-a. There's actually a - in her name. It's pronounced Ladasha.WTF? Edited January 26, 2012 by chevysoldier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8mmDale Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Someone I know in Michigan is a teacher in the Detroit public schools system. He told me he had a student named Noname. When he asked this boys mother how she came up with the name, she said " I didn't the hospital wrote that on his card". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FZRMatt Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) How about La-a. Pronounced La Dash A. Some parents are just F-ing retarded.Edit: Sorry, didn't read all of the posts first. Didn't know anyone else would know La-a. Edited January 26, 2012 by FZRMatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gauge-boyAdrian-boy (and yes the Rocky pronunciation is used quite often)My nephews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 There was a thing in the news a couple years ago about kids be taken by the state name "Adolf hitler" and "aryan nations"Sent from my iPhone using SIRI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My niece is named Daniella, not a real goofy name just a spin on a classicMy cousin and her husband couldnt agree on a name for their daughter, she wanted jazmine he wanted jossilyn...they ended up with jazlyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Well if your last name was Dick. You could use Anita for a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Couple close friends of mine both have toddler sons......one named Rogan ( kind of cool ) and the other is named Kael ( not sure about the spelling ). But the worst I've personally heard is a highschool buddy's 1st son he named Justis ( pronounced "justice" after Megadeth's Dave Mustaine son's name ) poor kid..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Gauge-boyAdrian-boy (and yes the Rocky pronunciation is used quite often)My nephewsI used to know a kid named Adrian, but we just called him Big Head.Gauge was the dead kid on Pet Cemetary. Eww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My new favorite bad name is Pandora. Girls name. Whenevere I think of a name I would like to name my future kids I aways think of what nick names you can get for the name. Although I go by my initials and rarely if ever use my real. And so chances are my kids will do the same. Now under that same pretense my little brothers initials are NV. Thought that was nifty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Crayona and Lemonjello are my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Labia Odfierous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Another one is Latisha (girl I dated, Crazy bitch)Went by Tish and was white and racist (though she denied it, but when you say "I don't want any black people in my family and that's not racist" its kinda hard to argue your not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I have a buddy named his kid Anikin.Guy I work with named Leigh - Female spelling if you ask me.And don't know if its true or not. My sister in law claims to have had a student named Female. Pronounced Feemalee. Story goes the hilljacks thought the hospital named their baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 damnit I wish I could go back and pull some of the class lists I had for general ed classes at Cincinnati. You guys would have a field day with some of the dumb shit names there were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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