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Fucked up baby names - lets hear em!


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My name is just Ed....not Edward, Edmund, Eddie, or Dickhead....

I work with a Guy named Forrest Wood. He gave his son the first name Nathan.

My adopted kids(raised by my ex-wife) have named their children(the ones I know about, and since they are breeding like rats, there has to be more of 'em):

Techlynn (Tek-lin) - Girl

Harley - Girl

Cadence - Girl

Tek - Boy

Shaelyn (Shay-lin) - Girl

There should be a law about certain people not being allowed to name children....

Guy I was in the army with named his daughter Harley.

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My girfriend works in medical billing for a children's hospital and has a few winners.

Pepsi - girl

Richeal - girl

Tremendous - Boy

Wonderful - Girl (also Tremendous' twin sister)

The inner city reveals some serious gems; my mom taught both Central Brown and Sir Wilburt III. The latter was not royalty.

All this on top of the hundreds of Aiden-ish derivatives (jayden, brayden, hayden, etc) which is just a terrible name to begin with, and all the unforgivable misspellings. *just to be different*

Spins on classics are bad too in my eyes. It just sounds like you're making things up.

I'm honestly amazed my girlfriend hasn't come across someone named French Tickler (insert last name here)

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