snot Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 My cousin named his kid Tobias, and my other cousin named hers estella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Gonna name the next boy National Wildlife, I shall nickname him Nate.*If you know my last name you will giggle.I've always liked Alistar I believe its British. Also like Ezra.Well I do now thanks to your code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I ran around with a chick for a while. Her name was Scheranna Peed. heheWhite as the driven snow and the only on in her family with a 'different' name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 When I was a kid, I had a friend named Meshach...We just figured he must have been a breech-baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 My name is just Ed....not Edward, Edmund, Eddie, or Dickhead....I work with a Guy named Forrest Wood. He gave his son the first name Nathan.My adopted kids(raised by my ex-wife) have named their children(the ones I know about, and since they are breeding like rats, there has to be more of 'em):Techlynn (Tek-lin) - GirlHarley - GirlCadence - GirlTek - BoyShaelyn (Shay-lin) - GirlThere should be a law about certain people not being allowed to name children....Guy I was in the army with named his daughter Harley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 I bought a boat off a guy named "dick rider" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 I bought a boat off a guy named "dick rider"Whoa......not sure I'd broadcast that lil tidbit.....unless it was a dinghy:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 My trailer trash neighbor named her boys Dakota and Caden.Buddys brother is named Damien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSparky Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 there are some good ones here. i went to high school with a guy named Luke Sky Walker. It's less fucked up than it is awesome in my book, but weird nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Just heard one at 3rd world walmart. Harlem. His momma must have yelled it 100 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Well I do now thanks to your code. Thats what Im here for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 i know this one woman named her kid Barrack Obama.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Corperryale L’Adorable “Manny” Harris - Guard, Cleveland Cavs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 i know this one woman named her kid Barrack Obama...."She" spelled it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 I just met a chick named Spring Fields.I wonder if her parents considered that this is a pretty good stripper name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieman Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 I work with a guy name Veera. I don't think the boy named Sue theory worked for his parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantahertzdonut Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) My girfriend works in medical billing for a children's hospital and has a few winners.Pepsi - girlRicheal - girlTremendous - BoyWonderful - Girl (also Tremendous' twin sister)The inner city reveals some serious gems; my mom taught both Central Brown and Sir Wilburt III. The latter was not royalty.All this on top of the hundreds of Aiden-ish derivatives (jayden, brayden, hayden, etc) which is just a terrible name to begin with, and all the unforgivable misspellings. *just to be different*Spins on classics are bad too in my eyes. It just sounds like you're making things up.I'm honestly amazed my girlfriend hasn't come across someone named French Tickler (insert last name here) Edited February 28, 2012 by wantahertzdonut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieman Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Poor girl at my daughters elemetry school is named Shite litteraly pronounced(Shit tie). Needless to say the teacher gave her a more pc nick name the first week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Guy at work named his daughter Nemesis Winter Hill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieman Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 My nephew goes by Cody now but his cracked out mom originally named him Dakota Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 My nephew goes by Cody now but his cracked out mom originally named him Dakota Bob. I like Dakota Bob, has a nice ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Some wierdo calls himself MigetTodd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Dermarious - student at my kids school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradycook Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Kids? Don't have em, don't want em! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Kids? Don't have em, don't want em! XDThis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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