Tpoppa Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I went to school with Darwish Darwish Darwish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSparky Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 heh dick lick...I can only think of one, which i doubt they even knew the connotation when naming their asian child... Long Dong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My girlfriend works at Franklin County Children's Services, so I get all the really good ones. Lots of "King" or "Princess" as first names, one of my favorites was A'Miracle (girl), Sir (first name, boy), the normal car/bling names like Porsche, Mercedes, so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jschaf Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My parents named me Jim (not James) & my brother Tom (not Thomas). I've had people in the bureaucracy argue with me that my legal name has to be James. Goes to show just how narrow minded some people can be when it comes to names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 My mother is Joy...like the dish soap. My brothers middle name is waldo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I like how max titled the thread with a bad word...Heathen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 lol, kosmo used to call you "four daivi"I remember him telling me in his indian accent at QSL, "I went down to coshocton and I went on a ride with Four Daivi, and Kawi Kid"My point exactly haha. I miss kosmo, he is a good dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I like how max titled the thread with a bad word...HeathenFUCK...is the most usable word in the english language.I went to Basic Training with a girl Chrystal Ball, and from my home town in Pa there is a woman Chanda Lear. My best friend growing up was Tymber. and my Tee-Ball coaches name was Richard Lick.Dicks parents had a sense of humor. The others must have been hillbilles. Speaking of, I used to know a girl named Honey and I married a chick named Angel. No, shes not a Mexican dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Damn, I saw this thread and thought, I can win with La-, then I saw all the La-a posts and that ruined that idea. Very seriously though my ex worked in some schools and one of the students names was La-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crb Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 My nephews name is Blake Lee I keep waiting to see him do karate moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 FUCK...is the most usable word in the english language.I think the most versatile word in the English language is Buffalo.This is a perfectly valid sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloED BY buffalo FROM Buffalo, buffalo (verb) OTHER buffalo FROM Buffalo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) I think the most versatile word in the English language is Buffalo.This is a perfectly valid sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloED BY buffalo FROM Buffalo, buffalo (verb) OTHER buffalo FROM Buffalo.Of course, any buffalo from Buffalo is likely technically a Bison.Buffalo bison buffalo bison Buffalo bison buffalo... Edited January 27, 2012 by Coyote Buffalo bison buffalo bison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Cashmere Wright, the starting point guard for my UC BearcatsI cannot stand him 99% of the time and his name makes it even worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I think the most versatile word in the English language is Buffalo.This is a perfectly valid sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloED BY buffalo FROM Buffalo, buffalo (verb) OTHER buffalo FROM Buffalo.Also any amount of 'buffalo's in a sentence is grammatically correct, be it 1 or 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Also any amount of 'buffalo's in a sentence is grammatically correct, be it 1 or 8.To be a sentence, I think you need 2. I can't see how you could do more than 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 You can do one buffalo as a sentence in the form "[You] Buffalo!" telling someone bully. I haven't tried more than 8 but I assume it can be done I just get confused with 8 so anything more would be a mindfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorifto240 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) An ex of mine was a teacher, and two brothers she taught were named Sir and Mister. I was wondering if their younger brother was going to be named Lord.One of my teachers in high school was telling us that one night a crackhead came in to the ER where his wife worked and went into labor, she wanted to name the kid "the most beautiful name she heard the doctors say." That name:Vagina. Seriously.Thankfully everyone in the delivery room refused to acknowledge that she said that. At least someone loved that child when it was born.How about La-a. Pronounced La Dash A. Some parents are just F-ing retarded.What does F Dash Ing mean? Edited January 27, 2012 by dorifto240 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewsBrews Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 velvis priest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FZRMatt Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 What does F Dash Ing mean? Also, I forgot about my buddy Tom Peters from back home. He has an older brother Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorifto240 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Of course we are overlooking the greatest screwed up name ever:Dick TrickleIt's one thing to be named something stupid, but to knowingly choose year after year to go by the name "Dick Trickle?" Come on man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 guy in my hs had a kid and named him "Streetz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I work with a Walker Hurley Dad was in the air force with a guy named Rich Hair, every one there knew him as Private Dick Hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 My name is just Ed....not Edward, Edmund, Eddie, or Dickhead....I work with a Guy named Forrest Wood. He gave his son the first name Nathan.My adopted kids(raised by my ex-wife) have named their children(the ones I know about, and since they are breeding like rats, there has to be more of 'em):Techlynn (Tek-lin) - GirlHarley - GirlCadence - GirlTek - BoyShaelyn (Shay-lin) - GirlThere should be a law about certain people not being allowed to name children.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 not realy an unusual name but i dude i went to college with at BG had a mom and dad that wanted to hypenate the last names.. we called him frank but his name wasFrancisUlyssesCharles -Kenzy put the initials together and ya get.. well you know.. he said he used to initial his name in his intirety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I worked with a Tobias for a while, his two brothers were named Telemachus and John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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