Saacattack Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 For the past 3 weeks my bike has been in the shop and finally fixed her all up. Went through a little bike withdraw and rode all day yesterday and rode to work today and a little bit after. So I'm filling up my gas tank since I nearly ran out....again(you'd think I'd listen since the last time I ran out, haha). As i'm filling up I see this goose going about it's business picking in the grass and I finish up. Start the bike, as I'm on my way out, what do you know....that mother fucker flew at me and smacked the back of my helmet and attacked me! Of course i'm in 2nd gear going about 10 mph so I can't do anything about it. I finally stopped due to traffic. Round two, ding ding ding. that fucker comes flying at me head on and nearly is on my tank trying to peck my face. ridiculous.that was my daily ride. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 you hittin' on Mother Goose, and Papa got pissed?Karma's a cruel mistress, my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saacattack Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I like the cougars, what can I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 thats frickin great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Damn I would of paid to see some video of this happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crf69 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 afflack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Geese can't stand the sound of that triple ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saacattack Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 as I rode away, I was looking and everyone was just laughing in there cars lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsta954 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaCisco Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Thats freaking amazing, I would have pissed myself if I would seen it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Geese are fucking mean. I would have executed a cross-throat stab with my kershaw, concluding the engagement, then pluck, gut, season with olive oil, salt, pepper and Rosemary and bake at 350 for 20 minutes per pound. Serve with mashed taters, corn and asparagus paired with a nice German table wine, either a Rhine or a reisling. Mmmmm, delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Just goes to prove, atgatt lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny23 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Better going 10mph opposed to 80mph down the highway and have a goose fly into you! That's just asking for disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Duck, duck, GOOSE! Be glad it wasn't a swan. I heard a guy was killed this spring by one of them. Talk about your swan song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Sounded like an opportunity for a cheap dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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