NateBob Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 So I picked up some 1-piece Dianese leathers after I went down early last summer. I really have only ridden once with them and they are relatively comfortable when I'm on the bike. However, when I stand up and walk around its horrible. On the suit the distance from my neck to my crotch is too short so when I'm in a crouch on the bike they are comfortable but when standing up the seam is right on my nuts and it F*CKING hurts! Everyone else I've ever seen with 1-piece leathers doesn't seem to have this problem, but the salesperson said that this is how they are supposed to fit. Anyone else go through this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto-Brian Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Race suits are not supposed to be comfortable when standing. If you get into a baseball catcher position for example and extend your arms forward, that should be comfortable. Basically, in the attack position on the bike, it is to be good. Standing, sucks...If they are too loose, you will also have serious issues. They need to fit tight and snug almost everywhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 yeah, get used to pulling your arms out of the sleeves and letting the top half hang.I have a green bungy cord that is the proper length to be a decent 'belt' at the track.I can sit pretty comfortably in mine, as long as I have shit posture, and am in one of those nylon folding chairs. But you'd rather they be too tight. If they're loose enough to be "comfortable" under normal walking conditions, there is likely enough slack that a stretch panel could twist or bunch into a place where it would NOT be good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 yup, they are designed for the riding position, not walking around.like redkow said, take the top part off and just let it hang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 They aren't made to walk the mall with man. Everyone else you've seen that doesn't have this problem has leathers that do not fit properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 On the suit the distance from my neck to my crotch is too short so when I'm in a crouch on the bike they are comfortable but when standing up the seam is right on my nuts and it F*CKING hurts! So get your balls cut off. All the bike racers do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Considdered the ole buffalow bill tuck-back?I'd fuck me.....I'd fuck me so hard.....Don't forget the lotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bshultz0930 Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Considdered the ole buffalow bill tuck-back?I'd fuck me.....I'd fuck me so hard.....Don't forget the lotion.BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! ive never laughed harder then that at anything else on the web. thank you for that, i needed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Sounds like you are a 2pc guy like myself. Though if you are nothing but a track guy then I'd stick with a 1pc and suck it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I feel your pain. I just recently bought a suit myself. I quickly checked out, money exchanged hands done deal. A couple days later I'm home alone and thinking I need to check those leathers out a little better. I pull them out of the closet and try the suit again. Its not a bad fit and wondering if any other wierd issues could vome up I put gloves and boots on. I get a kink in one of my forearms kinda annoying, but I will live. So doing some of my best Elvis karate and general buffoonery. I stop to to stretch. Twist to the right golden. Twist to the left and I get my balls pinned to my leg by the seam. Before I could react the pressure from the squeeze blasts one nut off my tonsils. The other is luckily stopped by my liver. I hit the ground in agony. Holy fuck that hurt! As I lay on the floor I can only wonder what anyone would think if the walked in the house at that moment.I am now on the same page as everyone else. Suits are meant for riding in not walking around or for fashon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slingingchic Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I don't remember it like that ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I don't remember it like that ^^^^Cause you were not home. And I didn't tell anyone but oldschooldime till now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twowheelsnake Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Anden, lose a little around the middle and you'll have more room in the crotch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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