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Is that an iPhone? That's pretty sweet how it knows to put that guy in the "tool box" right away for you.

Oh, this is too funny! Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, And by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , When Jane knocked on my door And said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday, What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go Where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro With a private table. We had two martinis each And I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, After a couple of minutes, She came out Carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed By my wife, My kids, And dozens of my friends And co-workers, All singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked If a woman is looking for a husband, she's never had one before.

I give you 3 days before you are slapped around like a cheap hooker with the ban-hammer

go away Mods, please change TD's name to YoYo... he keeps coming back...

Based on some great advice from many members, I expanded my search for a VFR 800. I found one on ebay being sold by Yamaha of Columbus and I am the winning bidder! It turns out that its Hoblick's old bike so I certainly feel better knowing where and who it came from. I hope to pick it tomorrow. This being my first sportbike, I'll be looking to pick many of your brains. I know that I'll be looking to buy a set of grab rails and maybe helibars. So if someone out there has those parts they want to sell, PM me.

Hey guys im new to this forum i know a few guys been playing xbox with tony for awhile now so thought i should finaly post something on here so hello all...i drive a 2003 mustang gt with minor mods nothing major thinking of doing a terminator swap or just punching out the stock 4.6 i have...

this thread is full of reppable posts, too bad i gotta wait 24 hours, lol

haha trust me i agree the body kit was on the car when i got it but im putting the bumper on tomorrow so ill have somemore pics up this weekend of it

I have a new tongue twister to teach my niece and nephew.

ahhh, that makes sense. sorry, havent listened to talk radio in a while. right then, its obama's fault.

I repped ya for that one.

i love you................ enought to let you pick my watermelons

He was the biggest Corvette dealer in the country at one time. To say he is really into them is an understatement. The man is very passionate about his product. I'll bet Keith Dennis doesnt have a huge Hyundai collection.

its ok, dude. just sometimes it happens.....its nobody's fault.

http://www.google.com/search?q=andrea+cambern+sweaty+nuts

270 doesn't bother me either - until I try to exit through the 23/315/270 suicide merge. Or exit from 270s into 161e on the west side during rush hour. 50 cages trying to cram into a space big enough for 5, and they have as much concern for you as a squirrel that ran out into the road.

all u do is make threats from behind the keyboard...pot meet kettle

"That dude" is a douche.

Do you really need to bang all those different women? They all have vaginas and just come in different colors -- the basic shape is the same. I don't like your analogy.

Hey..... I changed my daughter's baby diapers. She filled those up with liquid soupy sin often. Yes, there is baby sin, only there are wipes for it.

If TD got the permaban just think of all the time he could spend riding his motorcycle then! Probably with Todd#43.

Same thing, even same church! Our sitter does childcare at church. She's a teenager that's home-schooled. It's perfect for all involved, while the little one is napping, she can work on schoolwork. She graduates next spring, and is doing online college, so we should have her for quite a while! All the above. She get's all her brainpower from her mom, since you had so little to begin with, you couldn't spare any! Seriously though, she's turning out to be a good kid, so far!

I was going to give him meg rep but I don't think he even deserves that satisfaction

You should have just listened to me to begin with cuz everyone haas told you everything I told you already lol!

The point I was trying to make is that, while you can believe whatever you want (free will and all) the Bible makes claims about it's authority and specific claims about who is God, and specifically says that Jesus Christ is the only way to eternal life. Just because you want to believe in the "all paths lead to God" idea, doesn't mean the Bible will back up your claim. My comment was about the idea you presented not having any basis in reality concerning what the Bible has to say. If you are going to use it as a reference to base your idea on, then you have to deal with this fact. Consider these verses: Acts 4:12 Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved." John 14:6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me." Seems pretty exclusive... doesn't leave any room for any other path. If we're going to talk about this, lets talk about it logically, based on facts rather than your opinion or my opinion. It would be really nice to believe that all paths lead to God. It leaves room for everyone to take their own road without all this debating about what is true and what isn't. But just like there are physical absolutes (every motorcyclist knows about them), there are spiritual absolutes. There is absolute truth. Saying all paths lead to God is like saying all roads lead to Detroit. In reality, there is a specific way to get there. It's just plain common sense. So, either you believe in Jesus Christ as being the cure for the human flawed condition, and our separation from God as the result of that condition, as the Bible claims he is (and as He claimed he is) or you don't. If you hold him up as just a prophet and not being God come in the flesh as He claimed to be, you are saying that he is either a liar, or a lunatic, because what kind of man makes a claim to be the only way, and equal to God, unless he is either crazy, a criminal, or... He is who He said He is. His claim to be God and the only way to eternal life force us to make a decision about his character. If you believe Him, you must exclude all other paths. If you don't, you must reject Him outright, because there is no middle ground.

One happy donkey and a girl that cant shit straight for weeks?

im the king of neg rep son. give it up

Neg rep for attention whoring, anyone?

i thought i would have to wait forever

nah, http://www.adfarrow.com/new/index.html I can't even begin to imagine KK on a fat hog. Well, at least not one that isn't attached to some dude.

You got quite of few yourself highspeed. Snap. ReSnap. Found a family portrait of you two.

The man card one.

That is the kind of girl that goes ass to mouth with a smile on her face.

After reviewing the posts in this thread, and a lot of other posts by "that dude" (gotta love that find-all-posts-by...... function), I've come to the conclusion (as a critically thinking, non-troglodyte) that of all the fucktard idiots in all the fucktard threads, of all the fucktard forums, you take the cake my friend. Your head is is irreversibly shoved up your ass. I can now only hope that your influence is limited, and you don't find too many cohorts (looks like you've only come across a few in here, wonder why?), and that you reproduce as little as possible. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE BARE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS SET FORTH BY LAW? WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE COMMON DECENCY AND RESPECT FOR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS!? You are truly classless. Whatcha got for me? Let's hear it (proper English please, and words more than one syllable are a plus). Grant

I don't get what your saying here.

did you need a boat ride?

You couldn't of done any worse. Good Job NOOB :gtfo:

fail.

you know the drill people... give that dude a round of applause and show some love. hes back, maybe not for long!