Uncle Punk

I tell you you're not brining a firearm on my property, you're not. The constitution is just stating what the government’s role is regarding our God given rights. I have the right to rule over my kingdom and that right is just as inalienable as my right to self protection.

I don't think we should have ANY gun laws but do think private property should be able to post if they so choose. Why would you want your 2nd rights to supersede someone else's private property rights?

Finally someone who understands.

My girlfriend is now telling me that she suspects Jinx may have caused my bikes failure somehow because he needed a hug.

I took my GPS off of the bike and put it in my front pocket. Now that I think about it it might have looked like I had a chubby.

I told him I thought you were jealous. Text from Jinx: Hey udel is txn talkn bot ridn 2up...wtf? He is now threating no mercy on me the next time we go riding. He's planning to buzz me on every corner now. (After a winter of weight loss.)

It's better to give than to receive. I'll pitch you catch.

Damn it you guys are going to get this guy on a group ride and I'm without a bike to come along and watch. I wonder if the 250 would keep up?

No I'm just a giver not a taker.

That will be too funny. Wait until he hears it's been posted online I wonder how long he will lie about it not happening. We were just texting each other and the discussion turned to riding. He rides as fast if not faster than me but rides differently. I told him I ride with skill he rides with balls. He texted back that I have bigger balls for riding on the back with him because he couldn't have done it.

How do they keep the water in water towers that freezes from busting the tower?

That's right it's an action figure that bites. We spent two hours together so the awkward moments that we started out with turned into sweet special moments by the time we had to part ways. I somehow feel used though, he send a text to me the next day wondering if I had found out what was wrong with my bike yet. I hadn’t looked at it yet so I told him "No." and thanked him for giving me a ride home. His reply was "I don't know what you're talking about.” wow that just hurt, I don't think he appreciated our time together and somehow regrets it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XZJGLvZ6VU

http://www.spike.com/video/wtf/2697976

Great write up, I love hearing about that track. I tried racing last year at that track after doing five track days the previous two years and the best laps for me last year were a few 1:17s. (Middleweight supersport) These guys are flying, for a reference this track is shorter than Mid-Ohio and I run consistent 1:39s there.

Oh no they are doing it wrong I was draped all over him nut to butt holding on to him like I meant it. Is that so wrong?

Every time I have ridden with Garrett he is riding a different bike so all I can say is Kristen should buy more bikes. If that ZX10 deal would have come up this week we would be fighting over it.

I don't think that's real it must be CGI or something.

Now that's funny because I had no idea what Adam did at work, now I know. No matter what he tries to say different this is forever going to be my mental image of what he does for a living. I appreciate all the offers for help guys and would have taken someone up on a safe place to keep the bike until I could come and pick it up. It was Sunday and early enough in the day for me to take care of everything that day or I would have sent out a bigger SOS call instead of just to that underachiever Adam. I have an enclosed trailer and am offering it up to anyone who needs help also just PM me for my number. I looked at the bike this evening and it appears that the motor is blown. Somehow it must have started to burn oil since I changed the oil 2,100 miles ago and got too low without the oil warning light coming on. I only drained two quarts out of it without taking the filter off. The noise its making is not from the clutch as I had hoped so now I have two bikes that I can't afford to fix right now. I probably won't be doing anymore street riding this year. I received good news today that I will be starting back to work next week, for those that didn't know I have been laid off since May. Hopefully by next spring I will have enough money to have both bikes fixed.

I don't have a whole lot of crack tossing experience but that would work except I wouldn't know if someone is looking for me until after the fact.

The baby definitely marks the fact that’s it’s my bike. That can be good and bad. If I'm stuck or need help people know me. If I have done something bad it's hard to hide “It was the guy with the baby on the back.”

Pics or it didn't happen

That would have been funny after I got over the shock. I bet you would have died laughing seeing me drive around your neighborhood pulling a trailer looking for the fucktard that stole my bike; I do carry a gun with me you know. You got off lucky putting that note on the bike that baby bites. Sorry I missed the grub, sounds really good. If I would have left keys to my tow vehicle at home like I usually do I could have stayed with the bike and had my girlfriend come get me. Dinner on you, bonus. Sorry for the snub Kevin, I didn't know you would be able to head out for a 300 mile ride with such short notice. Next time.

I broke down going north on 60 just before 62. I don’t know what’s wrong yet I’m hoping it’s the clutch. We got the bike to the used car lot on the corner, parked it took the key out and my GPS off then rode home got my trailer and picked it up. I didn’t get home until 9:30 and I broke down at 2:30. This sucks I’ve never broke down on the side of the road before when I couldn’t fix it to get back on my way, that’s why I carry the bags with all the supplies. I didn’t know where I was so I called Adam to see if he knew what county I was in because I thought about calling the sheriff to let them know the bike was broke down and I would be coming back for it. It turns out we were in Holmes county and I didn’t call. When I got back to the bike with the trailer there was a note on it from little carbs big smiles wanting to know if I need help. I really appreciate the help and think it’s cool that this site offers so much coverage of the state that two hours from home I have people looking out for me. Next time leave some contact information and I will call you. I didn’t know until late Saturday night that I was going to have Sunday open for a ride so I didn’t have plans to ride. I called a local buddy who is usually ready for a ride on short notice on Sundays. I called him at 9:20 by 10:10 we were both gassed up ready to go and he lives 15 miles from me. We took 83 south to 78 west to 555 north to 60 when I broke down. I usually take 666 around Zanesville and now I know why, it sucks but I knew 666 was closed before we got there thanks to this site. We had a good ride without any close calls or drama which is what I’m used to riding with him. We came up on a group of riders going west on 78 that were moving along pretty good. I couldn’t get around the lead guy for a while until he decided to slow down to stay with his group. He stayed on the inside of a right hand sweeper and let me pass him on the outside in our lane moving along at a nice pace, I’m told it was kind of cool to watch from my buddy riding with me. If any of the guys from that group are on here thanks for letting us by.

After all he is the only one qualified