My mom taught me to drive too. 1974 Corvette 454....doing 90 down the middle lane of a freeway both of us drinking Manhattans bringing back Chinese food. She says 'Watch this' and downshifts into 3rd and nails it. Takes off like a rocket...she swings out to the left lane to pass a car just as the freeway curves to the right. She panics and jerks the wheel and we spin out. 2.5 donuts across the freeway and we launch through the ditch and through a fence onto a golf course. Sitting right on the green next to the flag we can't open the doors we are buried so far in the mud. So I pop one of the T Tops, she passes out the Manhattans and the Chinese and we scramble up the side of the freeway. One of my buddies dad's saw us go in, he gave us a lift home.