Tonik

You guys got me, I have always wanted a bike that was less reliable than a Harley.

To the best of my knowledge only Obama bombs hospitals.

'Bout time. Obama sucks at it, Bush sucked at it. http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/09/us-mideast-crisis-syria-russia-insurgent-idUSKCN0S31LO20151009

Dude, your wife is so tired of it breaking down she won't even pick you up anymore.

Then your stuff is broke, pics are there other than a couple in the third post.

Big thing is not to shit in a corner. My back breaks loose, dudes behind me wreck. It get real shitty real fast.

Wait, now two Ducati fanboi's are ragging on HD reliability? Think I will just leave this Consumer Reports reliability rating right here. http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2015/04/who-makes-the-most-reliable-motorcycle/index.htm

Actually, I have a donut hole seat on the bike. I just poop as I go. Pretty hilarious watching my rear tire sling the poo on the next rider in the group. I think I found it on ICanHasCheezBurger.

Damn, and I was trying to get some hidden meaning out of the plate number. Forest/Trees.

We have considered your request and decided to decline it at this time.

I will admit, I don't get the license plate reference. Please explain to the old guy. TIA.

Older sons, hunting trip....hookers of course.

Yea, he used the Three Amigos thing on mine too. Last guy that said that gay ass shit to me got left on the side if I75 near Lexington with the other 'Amigo'.

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. I texted all this to you yesterday.

Clearly the answer here is to just buy an H2 which is already supercharged and ready to go.

No, we are meeting him in Ripley for dinner. Then all of us are riding together to Beckley.

Fixed. Asshats.

Well what do you know, today is the day. Just got to get through the work day without killing anyone, which might be difficult today. The asshats are out in full force today. Odd, usually on Friday's they hide and don't come out until Monday. Bike is loaded and ready to go in the garage. Left it home since bringing a gun even locked in my vehicle to work is a trip to the PMITA Prison. Home is right on the way to the meet point so no big deal.

F' off. You get zero credit for the work of the dome of hate.

If you find yourself around Franklin 330 or 4 look us up at the Cafe Rel.

If the pics were posted sooner I would have paid more than the dude that bought it.

I was going to point that out, but prefered to see the rest of the trainwreck.

You lower it by using shorter pistons (the prefered method) or shorter rods, or thicker head gasket or machining the heads so the chamber is bigger. Your choices will be limited to what is available for your bike. With head gaskets...you could make your own. GFL man.

I love you man, but keeping a perfectly good one in the luggage while you use the crappy one that Dan ruined seems stupid to me.