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Seeing a lot of folks move to Cardio.

A whole wall of dildos man.

And another thing. What kind of group leader has you stop at some hole in the wall crap gas station when just a few miles down the road is a gas station that has CBD and adult toys?

I guess it was a matter of numbers. 3 BMWs and 1 Goldwing, so it was statistically more likely a BMW owner would be a dumbass.

I think you are reading this story wrong. The goldwing rider saved the BMW rider. Or are you saying you were riding a wing when you saved them?

He was still almost out of gas due to bad advice from you. How big a tank is, while empty, is pretty damn irrelevant. Matt: Right now I got 5 gallons of air in there. Pauly: No you don't, you have 7 gallons of air. Me:

We could have emptied the water bottles you had.

Had that guy finished with his plan to convert to diesel he would have been very happy to learn I have a siphon hose rather than water.

We are going to have to go with clueless. He had a whole saddle bag full of water that he was drinking all day.

My wing came with a very large opening that would easily take a diesel nozzle. Guy on the Wing forum tested it, it fit easily. It is one of my few complaints about this bike. The system they came up with for filling is the perfect setup for creating geisers.

Diesel nozzles are bigger and won't fit in a car. Guess they thought bikers are smarter. They were wrong.

You know, now that I think about it, he never said thanks. Next time, I ain't saying a word.

If someone is stupid enough to be seconds away from putting diesel in their bike do you stop them or wait for the fun? I am talking credit card swiped reaching for the nozzle close.

It's not even the same thing. Rel is blue crab bisque. Marks is crab bisque. F'ing heathen.

Of course, as long as we are clear it is not my fault if you ride it and then go buy one 4 days later. I could meet you in the middle this afternoon of you want. Tomorrow I will be down by the river in SEO. You can meet me there. Don't know the route yet other than 556..and will be coming down 93 and 83 then probably across 78. Next weekend is a holiday and I am pretty opposed to riding on holiday weekends. Most of weekends are pretty flexible. I also have unlimited time off at work, so with a bit warning can blow a weekday off. Depends on meetings that day.

Very low. Look at the engine compared to the axles. Very low. The tank is mostly under the seat and goes more down than back. The other thing they did was the double wish bone suspension. It's purpose is to create a suspension where the wheel moves mostly straight up and down. That allowed them to move the engine forward a great deal. That helps balance and makes it handle far more sporty. It also means no triple t or forks that come all the way up. Less top weight. There are three kinds of street motorcyclists these days. Those that have a new wing. Those that want a new wing. Those that have not realized yet they want a new wing.

QFT

Sport touring. Nice chart at the bottom of this article shows the differences in the models. The 2021's have a larger trunk. 2020 and 2021 have a slightly different throttle map in sport mode. Those two years also get the driving lights for free.

They are way behind the EU emissions requirements. They stopped selling in the EU a couple years ago. So I think not. I think it and the Voyager will stay as is until new US sales of them drop to the point it isn't worth it to them.

And so it starts

Not sure why I didn't think of this sooner. You need one of the new gen Goldwings.

I have had neither but would vote FJR. Cruise is huge on the highway. It also received some pretty decent upgrades in 2016. I would want the ES model. The Connie has not been upgraded in forever and is getting really long in the tooth.

I plan my routes and days based on their hours of operation.

Fuck yes. You have to get a bowl of the blue crab bisque. Not a cup. A bowl. Cash only. Do not sit down before your whole group is there...like if you are meeting other people there.

That means you miss one of the days I routed out above. I would suggest missing Devil's Triangle. That is the weakest day of the three. Make them ride it on the 11th.