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Its sad that McGwire and Sosa have been labeled cheaters. If it werent for that summer in 1998 baseball would be dead and would have become much like Hockey has. You ask most common people to tell you something from 1998 and I bet 8 out of 10 will mention Sosa vs McGwire Home Run Chase....

Agreed. I don't see what the big deal is. Yes it's unfair, but why the fuck does the media talk about it so much? They focus so heavily on steroids, as if McGwire and whoever else would have just been average players without them. That's a fucking joke. I'm against steroid use, but like you said, it's not gonna make you hit the ball any further. Although I do recall hearing that when Clemens started juicing, his fastball velocity increased quite a bit.

They make a big deal out of it because it is a big deal. You're right they had talent to begin with but without the roids they wouldn't have put up the numbers they did. You talk about the home run race. I'm not at all a baseball fan but I remember that, and the fact that it was driven by cheaters damages the creditability of it all, the league and it's history. Cheating is cheating regardless if the roids helps them hit further or just recover faster it’s cheating.

My little sister (age 12) has gotten into a bad habit recently. Apparently she had just discovered from one of her friends that a guy's testicles are very sensitive, and she felt the need to test this. So a couple of weeks ago when I was in the shower she snuck in behind me and grabbed my balls, then started squeezing and pulling with all her might. It was hot in the shower and my balls were very loose, so needless to say it was very painful. And I'm not the big macho type that can handle these kinds of things.

 

I tried to grab at her and get her off but she was crouched down too far behind me to reach. Her hands wouldn't budge from my balls either, no matter how hard I tried to pry her off. After about 30 seconds of me yelling at her to stop, threatening her in all kinds of ways, I felt nauseous. My knees buckled and I fell to the shower floor. While still holding on, she started shouting crap about how strong guys' balls are so weak and vulnerable. Eventually she stopped and ran away, while I lied on the floor for another 15 minutes.

 

That night I tried to have a talk with her, and tell her that you can't do something like that. She's only 12, after all, and probably doesn't know any better. But the talk was absolutely pointless, she just played dumb the whole time, denying that anything happened. I got so frustrated that I walked out, but I couldn't bare to tell my parents about it. That's just too embarrassing for me to handle.

 

So for the last 2 weeks whenever it was just the two of us in the house she would sneak up behind me and try to grab my balls. Of course it was harder for her since I had clothes on unlike the time in the shower, but she somehow always managed to slide her hands up my shorts and squeeze just before I could turn around.It's getting very dangerous now. Yesterday was the reason I decided to share my story here. She got a fierce grip on my left nut and I fell to my knees. She must have gotten good at it, as I had never felt this much pain before. I started getting woozy and losing focus, barely able to say anything to her. I passed out within 10 seconds.

 

I think this is what she wanted. I woke up in the middle of the den where I collapsed, completely nude, and sprawled out on my back. My balls ached like never before, and I'm pretty sure they were a shade of purple. I couldn't get up. My head was ringing, but I was able to make out the voices of two or three of her friends from school in her room.

 

I'm very worried that she doesn't know the real harm in what she is doing. I could've been neutered for all she knew. I can't leave my room without getting paranoid and constantly looking over my shoulder. I don't even shower or change my clothes anymore. Anything to avoid being naked around her. How do I get her to stop? I don't want to hit my sister, but that may be the only option. Help me

Where do you find this shit?

That is fucking awesome. Where was this built?

^^^ Srsly Fucking Canada!

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my in-laws house Sunday for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My wife's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my wife's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my mother-in-law stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am so embarrassed and I hope my wife doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

AC Slatering

Thanks for that.

I keep hoping I'll wake up the next morning and fell a little better, but I no luck. Wake up in my sweat, sit up and get dizzy with a headache, walk to the couch freezing my ass off. Take a few pills turn on TV and repeat! It's like groundhogs day with a cold

So while we’re on the topic, what do you all think about the Hand sanitizer, sprays and new flu shots. Do you think that it’s helping the problem of fighting the common cold or do you think that it’s just making the cold more resistant? It’s a virus and I’m no doctor but over time can’t they change and become stronger based on what we throw at it?

Welcome to my world. I've been down since Tuesday night. Now you know why I didn't play pool and left early....

Well I hope you're feeling better. I'm letting the car warm up then it's off to get anti-biotics Never thought I'd be happy to say that.

Next step. Jerk off.

I wish I could.

I spent hours working on what I feel is an accurate picture of upcoming events, enjoy

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In the 50s it is where the rat pack dudes hung out. I have seen a bunch of shows on TV about it, and it looks cool. I want to go diving off their coast because it is fairly pristine. Plus, I want to go smoke a cigar that was just rolled - with the guy that rolled it. Basically I want to go because it looks like a cool place to me.

You were definitely just watching Travel Channel lol. Cuba does look sweet as hell. I thought everyone looked fun and happy..........

What they show you on TV and what it is in real life are completely different things. Just go to Jamaica instead, they have nice coast lines and you can smoke a different kind of cigar from a guy who just rolled it.

IMO a "girly" car falls in one or more of the following categories…

Looks cute not aggressive. Example: VW Beetle vs Charger.

More “fashion” then power. Example: V6 Mustang vs Cobra or V8 Mustang

Fits a stereotype. Example: Mitsubishi Eclipse vs Trans Am/ Camaro

No Power. Example: Porsche Boxter vs Cayman

And for the record anything with an LSX swap is not a chick car