Gixxus Christ!

And they had peni, right?

Washer and dryer should be sitting on concrete. First floor laundry is nice but if the structure wasn't designed for it you can have issues like that.

Ha, same thing happened at my old high school, couple guys held a freshman down and put a soda straw in his butt, ended up getting charged with rape. A straw in the butt is not effective raping in my opinion.

What is this 'safe zone' they speak of? Does it not contain peni? Can't effectively rape without a penis....

Nice shitter!

Can vouch for the vapor 3, keeps a good edge. Its a big knife but carries well once you flip the clip so the thumb studs don't rape the back of your hand every time you put it in your pocket.

Mace it....in the butthole.....mid-shit.....every fucking time. Consistency is the key when training a dog.

I hear the concourse is a great bike, I'd love to be able to afford one in the future. Welcome to the madness.

Easy cuff key: pull the metal pocket clip thingy off of a pen cap and straighten it out real good. Stick it up between the rack and pawl of the cuffs, it pushes the pawl up out of the rack and bingo, cuff opens. Practice on your kinky ass grandma's cuffs before attempting in the back of a cruiser.

I think they put out 60 some ponies stock...motor is tuned for smooth torque off idle, not top-end and they spool up and rev out fairly quick.

Mike, I'd be willing to meet up with you sometime and try it on. You are taller and much leaner than I am but if its loose on you it might fit my fat ass. I work afternoons, what's your schedule like?

There's another bell vortex on eBay for $99. The graphic is kinda lame imo but others may like it.

I have an agv mesh and perforated leather jacket (veloce) for the warmer months. The fit is ok except for the sleeves, way too big. I'm no body builder but I also don't have skinny arms and they are just cut too wide. Idk if its unique to the veloce jacket or endemic to all agv sport stuff. Managed to find a brand new bell vortex helmet on eBay for $120. That's $60.under retail. Shoppin like a boss.

Its gear buying time again andI need to replace/upgrade some gear from my wreck last fall.I already got pants and new helmet, but need to replace my cold-weather jacket. The left sleeve is pretty chewed up and the cuff zipper is destroyed. Wondering if anyone has experience with either of the jackets I'm looking at. First is the low option: agv sport mission textile jacket. Seems to have all the features I'm looking for, but none of the descriptions on any of the web sites say whether the liner is insulated or not. I commute daily during the season down to about 45* and need something that's gonna keep the heat in. Next is the high option, fieldsheer supersport jacket. Its nearly double the price of the agv but has all the options I'm looking for plus looks bad-ass. Anyone have experience with either of these jackets? Anyone have a jacket they would recommend in the $100-$200 range?

Shitsenders.com for like $20 they will send a gallon bag of gorilla shit to their house. There will be a card hurried in it that they can see, but will have to get their hands dirty to retrieve. One side says "wanna know who shit on you?" This side they'll be able to read. The other side says "we will never tell" or something like that. Or scoop the poop, put in a bag, walk over to his house and hand it to him. Let him know that next time his dog drops a deuce in your yard you will be getting animal control and the police involved. If that doesn't work, follow up on your promise. Get video of his dog shorting in your yard and generally roaming the neighborhood. If its nice, remove its collar and have the dog catcher come get it. Put the collar on the guys front porch and take a shit on it. He will get the message

These guys are all the way Shitty. Me and some friends produced betterusic than this while we were still in highschool.

I have gray coming in by my temples on both sides, plus my hairline starts at the top of my head. Started shaving my head about 14 yrs ago when I first started going bald, now I pretend its my idea. Starting to get white hairs in my beard now....not cool bro.....not cool.

I can see how this bike would be handy for light touring and commuting but America seems to either want a full-crouch race replica squid cannon or a big obnoxious chrome-dipped farkle-fest with an enormous displacement engine, open pipes and do-rag dispenser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ45NBW9QSI Start at the root of the problem.

I was going to get a set of danmoto JISU cans for the tl. Not anymore.

Welcome. Do yourself a favor and invest in quality gear. You didn't survive a war to come home and split your skull on a curb.

Leinenkugles amber lager is delicious. Don't fruit the beer. I'm a firm believer in the Bavarian purity laws. Water, barley, hops, yeast. Quit fucking fruiting the beer. Somehow scored a twelve of spaten Oktoberfest today at giant eagle. Saw some old dude carrying around a 12, so I went searching. Found it on the bargain shelf by the bathrooms. Mich ultra light cider is pretty damn refreshing and may become my hot summer day after mowing the lawn beverage. Young's double chocolate stout is indeed pure luxury as stated on the can. Bud light is piss. /beer rant

Hmm....foreign money appearing mysteriously?

Left out the hours spent browsing eBay and competition accessories

6 months and about $300 was the best quote I've found on a RRA stripped lower since Newtown....they had two in stock but wanted $700! Also the price was subject to change between date of order and date of delivery. I just decided one evil black rifle was enough for right now.