Pauly

Right this moment? I could use a Coke.

Yes. Him and that Russian guy that designed the AK-47 are on my top 30 list.

I wish. I have to pack for my trip. Prolly wont see you until the Gap trip, but I have committed to that. Reminds me.. I have to mail a check tomorrow.

Honestly, I would prefer bouncing off some British spotted dick compared to the life lessons I have been gagging on these past few months. Last night I only gorged myself on sushi. I was a good boy last night.

So, exactly how old do I have to live to be able to stop thinking, "if I knew then what I know now"? Goddamn.

They also made rifles. Not many people know that. You're welcome.

I wanna see the third one. Thats a penis joke.

Nevernind. I saw orange and immediately thought Roscoe. I didn't know you were mainstream enough to buy Specialized. Lol

Have a good time. Better you than me.

Got my Kona back. First ride of the year. First since @TimTheAzn rode with me last year. Felt great to be in the woods again. I didn't even crash today.

I kove this thread already. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirtbag.

Small frame (15-16"), with 26 or 27.5" wheels. Disc brakes, decent equipment and not falling apart. I am gonna shove him down the face of a cliff and see if I can make some money on this new insurance policy.

Stayed there before. It's a fine Christian establishment. 10/10, would stay again.

I was a tech for Nissan in my previous life. I saw Nissan warranty an engine that had a rod knock at 60k miles with a customer that had one service ticket from her first oil change at less than 10k miles. She admitted that was the only time the car saw a service department. Nissan didnt even fight her on warranty. Turns out, per case precident, a single oil change is a "sufficient attempt at maintenance" and she would have cost more in litigation than the reman'd VQ35 that I installed.

I am so confused right now...

Not with that attitude.

Are you alright?

Nice bike, Sam. Congrats and shit.

So, who has a spot available for me to crash? I know.. super late to the party. PM me if'n you have digs. I take up considerably less room these days.

Buy a FIAT so we can all say, "Fix it again, Tony!"

Stock bikes save lives.

Loving it, Sam. Congratulations!

I love seeing this, @Danimal.