Pauly

I hear the symphonic tones of a flat-six in your future.

Yeah, I know the rule of law disagrees, but being able to zoom from 35mph to 60 and stay on line through the entire corner should be sufficiently adequate demonstration to nullify a law so grossly misapplied to vehicles and operators that know how to get down the road. Not my fault my crotch has a rocket under it and I can pilot it like a fiend. I just play the cards I am dealt.

No worries. I don't make passes if I can't see through the entire corner or corners. I had all day in both cases. If I had stayed behind them I would not be back yet to type this response. Cars are just that slow.

I know it isn't driving a shiny car at 20mph in a parade, but I work with what I have.

Some asshole thinks his GSA is a sportbike. Fun begins at 2:30. https://gopro.com/v/wEPk36glgZbnz

How two-dimensional of you.

We're almost there. Three of us are in Beckley tonight. 387 miles for me today. From Akron, I-77S/800/148/145/556/NewMartinsville/180/18/paved buggy trails/129/19/4/20/60/41 into Beckley. Such a good day, but it was hot, hot, hot. I need a naked bike for days like this. The Camelbak in my tank bag was highly appreciated today. Tomorrow will be a later start due to the storm rolling in this evening. I hope 16 isn't littered with tree debris in the morning.

FaceOff.

My plan is to leave my work phone and laptop under a rock in the backyard and see how many sets of tires I can burn through in two weeks.

Who's ready for two weeks in the Smokeys? This guy!

To be fair, a Diavel is a cruiser like a GSA is a dirtbike. And my brother has a Tesla.. and I want one. I just want one built by Honda.

Mazzola

#shitmyrichfriendsays

Squid.

I will be down there for 2 weeks. Ive never stayed at 2 wheel in. I probably should at least once.

It's old, but that's ok. I turn 45 tomorrow. That's also old. Isaac turns 23 this fall. The little shit.

Yep, and for $4k less than a Goldwing I get... Cornering ABS Quick shift w/ a blipper Auto sag, rebound/compression damping Actual touring range Air filter I can exchange in 20 minutes ADV wannabe street cred

$2019.

I installed a new headlight guard.

Got my cousin's bike ready for him. New tires, chain, braided lines and new rear shock.

Solid snake.. only slightly less solid these days, eh buddy?

Enjoy it, Kent. Speed safe.

I can change the air cleaner on the GS in about 20 minutes. I mean.. I won't, but I could.

Is that better or worse than attempting to jerk off with a Bowtie arm and needing mommy and daddy government to cover your expenses to get the job finished?

I appreciate you, Tim. Honestly. Perhaps another time.. I'm too busy next month to deal with the logistics of a trackday.