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Pauly

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  1. All of this "data" is old news before we even get to see it. Mother nature is so far ahead of us it should be frightening.
  2. I think @snot would be impressed with the 400. It would certainly fit her better.
  3. I will believe it when I read it on the AP Wire.
  4. Who the fuck watches Fox News with any amount of belief in their "reporting"?
  5. She had better be tested. She could get into serious trouble if she doesn't. She must know that.
  6. I snagged some oil change goodies for the Voyager. That will give me something to do these next few weeks.
  7. Wipe your asses with a washcloth and clean it in the sink. Good grief.
  8. Find a tractor to throw over a ladder truck that you have to drive into a burning fire to save a newly-orphaned platypus that got caught wearing his weight belt doing dead lifts and was cast into the hall of shame. Tire Flipping 101, Thursday after class, brah! #crossfit
  9. Dallas/Fort Worth. Saturday morning.
  10. Curl some peaches in heavy syrup.
  11. WV is one of my favorite places. Motorcycling paradise right next door.
  12. The BMW is fueled and ready for the upcoming derpacolypse. Forty-five is fueled, as well. Anybody feel like hol'n up in WV?
  13. Hotels closing means I don't have a place to live when I work. Should be interestng.
  14. The Theory of Relativity supports the idea that our entire universe is merely a divine mastabatory episode that God has yet to wipe off his belly with an old t-shirt.
  15. My company has halted all non-emergency service calls until April 1. I am also not allowed to come into the office during this time. I just scored a free 2-week vacation. If it snows... that is on me.
  16. I just thought about something. The only bike I have that isn't stock is the Whale. It IS a fuckin' race bike! I wish I had it now. Sunny and 80⁰ in Houston this week. I also ordered new timing belts from Italy. Think my bike will get sick?
  17. I just thought about something. The only bike I have that isn't stock is the Whale. It IS a fuckin' race bike! I wish I had it now. Sunny and 80⁰ in Houston this week.
  18. The man is perma-pickled on the inside.
  19. My Spokane trip was cancelled for health concerns. Lots of contractors from Europe and Asia and the Middle East... so my boss called it. Thanks, Boss!
  20. I travel to Spokane next week. It's been fun, y'all.
  21. It's been a minute since I heard that. I am totally playing that on repeat in the car during tomorrow's errands.
  22. I went to YOUR schools! I went to YOUR churches! I went to YOUR institutionalized learning facilities!
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