Pauly

I snagged some oil change goodies for the Voyager. That will give me something to do these next few weeks.

Wipe your asses with a washcloth and clean it in the sink. Good grief.

Find a tractor to throw over a ladder truck that you have to drive into a burning fire to save a newly-orphaned platypus that got caught wearing his weight belt doing dead lifts and was cast into the hall of shame. Tire Flipping 101, Thursday after class, brah! #crossfit

Dallas/Fort Worth. Saturday morning.

Curl some peaches in heavy syrup.

WV is one of my favorite places. Motorcycling paradise right next door.

The BMW is fueled and ready for the upcoming derpacolypse. Forty-five is fueled, as well. Anybody feel like hol'n up in WV?

Hotels closing means I don't have a place to live when I work. Should be interestng.

Uh... this is off the table, right?

The Theory of Relativity supports the idea that our entire universe is merely a divine mastabatory episode that God has yet to wipe off his belly with an old t-shirt.

My company has halted all non-emergency service calls until April 1. I am also not allowed to come into the office during this time. I just scored a free 2-week vacation. If it snows... that is on me.

I just thought about something. The only bike I have that isn't stock is the Whale. It IS a fuckin' race bike! I wish I had it now. Sunny and 80⁰ in Houston this week. I also ordered new timing belts from Italy. Think my bike will get sick?

I just thought about something. The only bike I have that isn't stock is the Whale. It IS a fuckin' race bike! I wish I had it now. Sunny and 80⁰ in Houston this week.

The man is perma-pickled on the inside.

My Spokane trip was cancelled for health concerns. Lots of contractors from Europe and Asia and the Middle East... so my boss called it. Thanks, Boss!

I travel to Spokane next week. It's been fun, y'all.

It's been a minute since I heard that. I am totally playing that on repeat in the car during tomorrow's errands.

I went to YOUR schools! I went to YOUR churches! I went to YOUR institutionalized learning facilities!

That's alright. I will probably get hit by a bus, anyway.

Rode 800 to Riverview diner for a deep fried hotdog and a Pepsi. Took 556/145/9/151/212 home. I did about 260 miles, so I was able to play all day on one tank. I love that part.

I wanted to ride Tony's bike, but he thought he might have trouble reaching the shifter on mine.

I only got to ride with him once.. and I was no where near capable of seeing the smoldering cigarette. I heard tale, though.

Young. Old. Big. Small. Fat. Thin... I don't care what you look like. Just don't smell funny. I think I will cruise down to the Ohio River for some deep fried hotdogs. Anybody fancy a ride? Should be quite lovely today.

I rode today. Left the house around 8:45. It was super chilly this morning and plenty of salt on the roads, but I didn't have one slip or slide. Heated vest and grips were warm enough that I enjoyed pretty much the entire day. The 30 minute slab from driveway to meetup was kind of boring, but it beats sitting on an airplane for 3.5 hours. Perspective is a very stong educator. I love riding the BMW. I love auto-blippers. I love heated grips. I love cruise. I love riding season. I love all of this shit. Let's get this season on its way. Speed safe, all.