SpecialEd

NOW you tell me. Fuck.

This might soon be easily done depending on how many offspring are produced and how many elect to join forces and attack en masse. Now maybe a great time to go back to Target and pick up more ammo. I am seriously considering taking a sabbatical from school this year in order to focus more closely on eradicating this problem.

Bad news from the Nerf® battlefield today. Several of the vermin are visibly pregnant. This presents a moral dilemma, i.e., whether or not to shoot. Additionally, and perhaps more difficult to digest, is the fact that I will soon be battling an enemy whose ranks have swelled in number.

Since there is no information regarding dates, and only a time stamp on the graphics, anyone could have cloned the graphics and simply dropped in, uh, *fictitious* numbers. There is no way you can effectively deny this possibility, especially since computers are your livelihood and area of expertise. In a fit of competitiveness, I actually went to my medical files in an attempt to compare my numbers with those you assert are yours, but could not find my latest complete lipid panel results.

Tonik is 59 now, which means he was 25 in 1985. Of course there were computers back then.

Tonik, while these numbers are indeed impressive, we need your current values--NOT the ones from the lab work you had done on your 25th birthday. I was born at night, but not last night . . . Oh, and FUUUCK YOOOOO.

Pictures, please!

Beautiful but deadly! At least the felt will cushion the impact--a little 😆 Are these guys on your property?

Fuck the tuk tuk Gasoline . . . in olive oil bottles. Wow. And I guess these people never heard of tending to landscaping before it consumed one's residence. What was the best thing you ate there? I'm referring to food, of course 😅

Love the line, "transitioning from defense to offense."

Whoopsie. It was a Colt accurized rifle (cr6724) not the ro6700. That may have been a SKU number for the dealer. It was chambered for .223.

Just sold my Colt RO6700 last spring. What a sweet rifle. Bought it new from an Arizona-based armament firm through a friend who was Chief of Police for South Russell Village many years ago. Tagged targets (with a Leupold zoom scope) from over 200 yards. Powdered construction bricks from the same distance like they were Pez candy. Much fun, but sold it and bought my current bike.

Okay, enough is enough. Changing up from my Nerf®. The squirrels, along with OR intel, have forced my hand. Hope my neighbors forgive me, but this is war. Semper Fi, bitches . . . at $5 per round, it's still worth it. Barrett should arrive via private courier late tomorrow afternoon. Tank-style muzzle brake. Just sayin'.

. . . and become hangry.

Thankfully, I don't drink beer. And it ain't food annyhow.

Butters, whatcha' eating for dinner?

Looks great. Oddly, wife and I have both been craving foods normally associated with cold weather. Tonight: roasted boneless turkey breast with gravy, mashed potatoes, and corn. My theory regarding these cravings has always centered around the idea that our air conditioned house and her office workplace are somehow contributing to it. Happens every year. Odd.

Where are you? Are you actually eating AT HOME??

No squirrels in the yard or on the feeder today. My experiment may have been successful.

If t6 truly is the the most potent squirrel-killing oil, one could probably forget about putting water in the Chipper Dipper® and instead simply coat the bottom of the bucket with t6.

Never used saffron in anything I've cooked. Seems to me after a glass or two of wine or a couple of pre-dinner cocktails the subtlety of flavor would be lost.

Last fall, we bought one of these. Our squirrels just can't get enough of it, dumb as they are. Expensive, but endlessly entertaining. None of them have succeeded in breaching this feeder.

At only $75 per 8 oz bottle, saffron oil may be a viable solution. Anyone know when Giant Eagle opens today?

What, beat 'em to death with it??? No way to get close enough to use the Chipper Dipper properly.

And so, we have, at long last, managed to combine the two seemingly disparate themes that are interwoven in this thread. Which used/new oil mixture works best in this application? And where can I buy a few quarts of used Rotella t6? NAPA? WalMart?