El Karacho1647545492

pimp slap or prison guard slap? RAWSSSS

The only question I have is why did you even know that image exists?

So cool you read it and thought "THIS DEMANDS A RESPONSE" edit: as I did with your equally enthralling story.

Bump new price is $6700 oil change performed today can a mod please edit thread title to reflect new price? TIA

It sucks to generalize because I've met plenty of cool and shitty guys from all brand owners, but in general Lambo owners treat valets worse than any other brand owner. Ferrari guys are almost always super cool. edit: Audi guys always think their shit doesn't stink :gabe:

The Cantina GM (when I was there a couple years ago) is a complete prick, but it's not a terrible place to get a bite. The valets at Polaris are not the typical valets. We had eyes in the sky on us at all times, restaurant GMs would tattle if they saw so much as a slightly spirited acceleration. That said, there was a guy who almost always had hardcore interracial porn on the screens of all his cars. One day he came in his Gallardo Spyder and one of the valets asked if he could turn the volume up all the way (our policy is that once a car is in our hands, we do not touch ANYTHING except absolutely necessary seat adjustments). 2 seconds later a red-faced manager from Brio comes running up to me huffing and puffing about how his entire patio just had to hear "FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH YOUR GIANT N****R DICK!!!". I told him that changing a customer's radio settings was the same as one of his servers bringing a steak to someone who ordered a vegetarian plate. Terrible job, but made for some of my most entertaining stories.

If it's the guy I'm thinking of, a dude in his 50's, he treats the valets well but he's generally a douche canoe. Usually just gets hammered drunk at the Pube and uses "wanna drive me home in my lambo" as a pickup line for middle aged women. Source: I used to manage that clusterfuck of a valet area.

Thanks to Mauro, obviously.

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Pre-2009 I'm right there with you. Since FIAT took over it's a different story. Check out the diesel GC, you won't be disappointed.

You give me some engineer training/refresh my high school Calc/Physics skills I'll come work for you. Always looking to improve.

Jones just looked like he was in a zone Sonnen has never even heard of.

It's pretty obvious the author is grasping for metaphors there at the end. 1) Wouldn't it be nice if you could just look at a person and know if they had good or bad intentions, as a sheep looks at a wolf and KNOWS it means to consume it? 2) More often it is a wolf in sheep's clothing hiding amongst those who weild fangs that draws the most blood. 3) Simplifying everything to metaphors/ridiculum gets us nowhere in rational debate.

Bumpity, let your friends know the interior has been cleaned. Not perfect, but got a lot of seat stains out with some oxiclean and elbow grease. Car is now in Grandview

I wonder if the officer wiped the judge's cum off his chin before handing down that statement.

HERE'S THE ATTENTION YOU WANTED

What I don't understand is if you can afford a Lambo why can't you afford to actually paint it Matte black instead of a 3M wrap :dumb:

It's funny because neither HP amount is totally useable on public roads, and in most cases only a professional driver would be able to push the RWD car noticeably faster around a track.

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Such an easily preventable death, a shame.

Millions of dollars and years of development went into producing a top-notch performance car with a certain set of specifications. Why people feel the need to mess with success without considering the ramifications and addressing them is beyond me.

You can't buy intelligence.

considering there's no motor in it, she's probably only at 50% anger

PM'd edit: clear out your PM box. i want that amp if it's not spoken for

As has been posted, they're good cars but when things go wrong they're very pricey. Chances are the guy is selling because even with only 25k miles, a 7-8 year old car is gonna need some work and it won't be cheap.