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I think "Keith Richards Wakes Up To Find He's Alive Yet Another Day" is a more surprising headline than "Lil Wayne in Hospital Due To Sizzurp Complications"

I have a 5th gen iPod Video that has what apparently is a somewhat common issue with the sound. No idea what causes it, but while I'm pushing down on the lower right corner is the only time I can hear sound. USB won't even transmit sound to car stereo or home amp, so I'm guessing something's screwy with the solder or something. Hence, why I need your skill. If you're versed in iPod repair and don't plan on trying to buttrape me like Apple does by trying to charge $129 for this repair, please PM me. I'll happily pay in beer or cash and travel. Of course I won't hold you liable should this thing break because it's been broken for the last year and it's not much use to me otherwise.

Which car do you envision yourself driving across the finish line in, and what do you expect to do after that? I'm not too familiar with the 818R but is that something you could quickly/inexpensively change to track use after a hill climb setup? I'd go 818 for the sake of future racing endeavors after Pikes Peak

My immediate reaction was to post an infuriated comment along the lines of "doesn't the DEA have anything better to do with their funding?" That was before I realized no, no they don't. That's basically all they do.:dumb:

All we need is to get all Floridians to donate their fan boats to attack. The Koreans will be so afraid of fan death they'll surrender. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death I find this whole fan death thing to be one of the funniest beliefs in the universe.

IF THEY TAKE OUR GUNS HOW WILL WE FIGHT BACK AGAINST SINKHOLES

As has been discussed, would you really want some of the clapped out deathtraps allowed to go 80? As nice as it would be to be legally allowed to do 80, we'd probably spend most of the time doing 25 on the highway while they clean up dead bodies thrown out of 1989 Camrys.

Doesn't this bill get introduced every year and every year it dies in committee because the police lobby (probably using funds raised by speeding tickets LOL) against it?

OBAMACARS FOR ERRBODY

There's an easier way than a claw hammer to the head. Just start trying to explain the concept of the word "amortization" to the person who just signed the lease, and their head will explode.

Depends what you want it for. 500ci v8 will get you 1000 feet in one direction faster than anything else, but if you want to go around a track faster than anything you're looking at something like a 5L v12 Porsche 917, or a 2.4L v8 RB7 F1 car as examples.

I tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man

That last picture indicates this car is originally from Australia

Everyone parks on top of your wife :gabe:

Prius V is worse. Bigger and worse.

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but there's a separate circle of hell reserved for those people.

Drunk garage sale posts at 1am? Looks like your snake got no pink taco snack tonight.

FWIW that's a lot of car for $2500. It'll make a power bottom very happy. GLWS

M Night Shamalamalaman plot twist: YOUR NEIGHBOR PAID THE GUY TO DO IT.

Because the process servers need to get paid. The lawyers pay the process servers. The lady pays the lawyers. The more process servers that need to come try to serve him, the more the lady needs to pay the lawyers, and the more OP continues his trend of winning. EDIT: Some worthwhile reading regarding subpoena laws in Texas, OP

Did you actually go to see the CTS-V's you made offers on, or just emailed offers? If you show up at the dealership and show genuine interest, your offers are more likely to fall on receptive ears. An internet lead offer could just be a competitor seeing how low X dealer is willing to go on their used car, so Y dealer knows what they need to do when they get cross-shopped.

This would be too obvious. Get a can of regular pringles, eat a few, then mix in a couple of the butthole holocaust chips. Give the chips to a group of coworkers, saying you aren't hungry for the rest. If a few people eat them, only a couple will have assleakage, while everyone else assumes nothing is wrong.

I had a similar experience many years ago. My Portuguese grandmother doesn't speak any English, so when I was a kid and she bought me some super-reduced-price potato chips I didn't think anything of it. My parents, however, took notice when I sharted myself that evening. Because "unwashable ass grease" and "olestra/olean" don't translate particularly well into Portuguese, my dad told her to never feed me anything she didn't cook herself ever again.

It's probably something they should give out medals for.

I've never seen an RX8 that wasn't beat to shit by years of buyer's remorse.