Most of the named above would kind of be the same problem, no?
I know them feels. SEE JONES! I told you I wasn't the only one!
How this episode is playing out in my head:
Tilley: Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Tilley: I've been in Columbus for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.
Roger the Car Salesman: Well, an Audi would certainly change that.
Tilley: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 997TT...
Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
Tilley: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
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