kirks5oh

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surprised they didn't use pins to hold the toes straight for 4-6 weeks. yep, that's a lot of surgery.

this is a funny quote from you. have you ever said something like this::: "boy, i never thought of that. that completely changes how i viewed this issue. thanks for your input. i really don't have anything to add" i'd bet the farm those words have never come out of your mouth. but somehow we are the ones not changing our views?? got it.

do you like apples?

Eskimo buddies. --urban dictionary

No shit. Thankfully she was at work and actually lives a little closer. Sucks for me, the only women worth seeing live an hour away in Milwaukee or 40 min away in Green Bay.

Update::: After a month of horsing around, blondie is out of the picture, and I've been crying all day. A wreck. But I've gotten it together. Waiting for a chick to come over and watch a movie. Got back on tinder and have had a little luck. Another chick in the medical sales field. Perfect. I'm in love again. She has kids, great. I fucking love kids. http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/image.jpg1.jpg

I worry about that where I live. There's neither quality nor quantity.

Facebook is a great way to screen these chicks. I never go on a date without talking at least once on the phone and going through their Facebook. You will see recent pics and be able to tell a lot about their personality. I need to check out bumble.

yep, that sounds about right. blondie told me that i was such a perfect guy, but she's so busy with her kids, and stressed out with work, etc. that she didn't expect things to move so fast with us, and she has to back off. she didn't know if she was over her ex-bf. craziness. usually, that's when a chick backs off and never calls/texts again. but she wants to go out this week, and we've texted. maybe she's just keeping me in her rotation as a fuck buddy. that would be hilarious. who knows, maybe she's being honest and wants to slow down. i always give people the benefit of the doubt. its not like she's meeting my kids or i'm taking her on trips or anything

can't imagine ever getting used to this. my sister does something similar and its difficult. she is an ER physician and will do 10-12 shifts a month, but has to alternate day and night shifts every so often. that's one of the reasons ER has such i high burnout rate

I've been off tinder for a month or so. Just thinking how bizarre my lifestyle is from week to week. One week I have my kids and am hanging with them nonstop, running around getting them from school, sports, making dinner, lunches, etc. I'll text girls occasionally, but don't go out at all--just go out with my kids. then the next week I'm trying to go out with someone most nights out of the week. That being said, i really like the blond. Don't know if she's looking for a relationship though.

I miss my dog. Good looking dogs

Congrats on the new ride. Aren't you the guy that lost a bunch of weight? Losing 50lbs of body weight makes a big difference in a 2200 lb car. Good luck. Subscribed for updates

Gee, a lawyer who seemingly has all the time in the world to listen to himself ramble on. Didn't see that coming.

don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out seriously, if you're to the point where you're bitching about an individual on a city-wide car racing site, presumably for something that doesn't even remotely involve cars, you need to step back and re-evaluate. this is not your first issue with this guy. you have 2 options:::: 1) sit down and talk to him sober, face to face in a public place, to iron out whatever immature, stupid ass, retarded issue you two have 2)ignore him---just simply don't interact, at all. put him on ignore on this website and don't give him the satisfaction of knowing he gets under your skin those are literally the only two options. instead, you get on this site and post some rambling, drug/alcohol induced lunatic thread that no one is going to read. it seems like this is not the first time you've made a thread exactly like this---i bet you're not the problem though, right? #stupidpeopleproblems

I need to have those $14k carbon fiber wheels, so I can curb them parallel parking at my kids school. Honestly, I want to see if this motor survives 50k miles.

forget it, that's too much honestly, i've been kicking around the idea of getting rid of my vette, or just buying the mustang outright. but then i want a new raptor, and eventually a hellcat jeep cherokee. don't really want to part with any of my cars

hopefully i can order an R with a rear seat.

being from the midwest, and generally polite, my jaw hit the floor. i thought she knew the guy, or was joking. apparently, some places in the US that's considered normal behavior.

probably the closest thing i'll ever get to being in porn. like everything she did, she was good at it.

No shit. My brother used to say nearly the same thing. She was smart, successful, gorgeous, and an absolute champion. I was attracted to all of that. But she had the attitude and temper that gives New Yorkers a bad name, and there was only so much I could take before I just said enough. Some people can never turn off the competitive mindset, and relax. I visited her in New York for a weekend. We met and took a cab downtown. Two minutes into the cab ride she says to the cab driver "hey buddy, the fucking gas pedal is on the right---all the cabbies in New York, and we got the slowest fucking one". Seriously thought we were on candid camera or something.

i'm on hiatus as well, in love. just kidding, but going to see how things go with the blond, she seems sweet. my buddy said if i even think of marriage again, he will punch me in the face, no warning. i'm going to steer clear of athletes for the time being. current gf likes to work out a little, but that's it. i've dated two triathletes and found them to be the craziest so far. absolutely batshit nuts. the one, i dated for a long time right after filing for divorce. this chick was so aggressive, so type-A, it was out of control. i can remember going on a date with her one time, just walking along, and she reached up, grabbed what felt like a handful of nose hair (from MY nose), and yanked it out--no warning. fucking hilarious to tell the story now, but it was some of the worst pain i've ever had, and she was like "shave it next time, or else". she was sponsored by red bull, and a couple other companies, and pretty much won just about every race she ever did. she had abs on top of abs. one particular race, my ex was also in. my ex was ok, but not even remotely in the same league as this chick. my ex told this girl 'good luck'. her reply? "what kind of coffee do you like?"----"because i'm going to finish the race, take a shit, shower, grab lunch, and i'll buy you coffee". good times. this chick liked to have sex though. in the end, she was just too aggressive, way too pushy, and i couldn't take it. edit--- she was the one who thought it was a great idea to 'use' the front seat of my ex's SUV. million other crazy stories from this girl.

Pretty much this. Go into the surgical tech field. If you are good, you will have job security. One of our techs is so good, so efficient, she can practically read my mind. Makes my surgery 100 times easier. She could lie, cheat, steal, call me a faggot right to my face, and I'd never let the hospital fire her.

"i don't have netflix, so if i ever ask you to 'netflix and chill', beware, its a trap" best line i ever used that worked so does commenting on something in their profile, or asking them a question about their profile jokingly, i've told chicks that they were so beautiful, i cried or asking them to marry me surprisingly, they've worked telling someone they are hot, or anything remotely sexual never works in my experience