I know this is a joke of a thread and all but if anyone is serious, I tried a motor oil from a company called MPT. it says their oil is 100% real synthetic. as you may or may not know, a lot of "synthetic" oils on the market are not actually "synthetic" if you use the definition in the dictionary. it's a marketing gimmick that the law allows.
as for the oil, it made shifting a hell of a lot smoother and the clutch grab a lot stronger than what I was using. which was Motul 300v. I have not sent a sample to blackstone labs yet. I've been using it all summer.
http://mptindustries.com/mpt_products/motorcycle.htm