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jhaag

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  1. thats one hell of a sales pitch! lol a friend of mine had it done several years ago. he loves it but has to use eyedrops at least twice a day.
  2. i'm surprised none of these young bucks offered a pillow at their place.....
  3. call these guys: Luftman, Heck & Associates i had a ticket last summer. they charged $150 to represent you up to 3 times, basically until it would actually go to trial. you do not have to be present until the thrird time, if it goes that far. so, i met him the first time, anyway. he was a little late so i talked to the proc first and he would do nothing for me. Note: if you have had a ticket in the last year you do not qualify for the remedial driving course, however, it seems to be an online course, or something; also, they no longer negotiate for a smaller fine or offer to pay the fee without points. i told the proc that i had a lawyer coming in and he placed my file aside. lawyer shows and talks to the proc, no dice. he goes the next time, no luck there either. third and final time is when the cop has to be there. as it turns out, the cop had some kind of issue with the way he was calibrating his laser, or some shit, and i got off that way and the incident removed from my record. payed my court fees and was on my way. cost me $230. so, i would go that route. if you dont care about the money its the best way to go. my opinion is that the lawyers work with the procs all the time and know what to ask and how the process works; i.e., the proc could not have cared less if i died of a massive heart attack right there, but was chumming it up with my lawyer......dont know if it really matters, but wtf. i would have just payed the fine and been pissed about it and been a dick here on the politics forum, all the while having gotten a ticket from a flatfoot who didnt know how to tune his wand. anyway, whatever..... Benjamin L. Luftman was my representative. for the record, i was going every bit of the speed for which i was fined........but i feel not guilty.
  4. right, because "democrats" are so honorable and all....... that argument is so tired.
  5. I'M UP HEAR, GETTIN ALL UP IN URE HELFKAIR!! LOL
  6. ....to the next emergency. this made me lol: "There may or may not be time for another initiative" after health care, Lieberman said. "There's not a lot of time between now and when legislators have to get serious about elections." that is, afterall, why they're there.....to get re-elected.
  7. i blindly believed truth number 1, therefore, rendering the remaining truthes useless......
  8. I've just discovered twitter . It's the spot located between the twat and the shitter .
  9. Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who Says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom.. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the f****** dishes!!!
  10. i would like to encourage you not to use aluminium and opt for delrin or the like. sliders are intended to give and when made out of Al they will not and may cause damage to the frame instead of protect it......this advice from experience. otherwise, your mount looks good! nice work.
  11. hopefully, the ottoman doesnt try to press charges. it was clear in the video that the ottoman was totally asking for it....
  12. so....was that, like.......an ottoman gang bang?
  13. jhaag

    Wave

    The Mini Poseidon Adventure
  14. me! i prefer to keep it to myself.........
  15. i dont think the OP is looking for a job. they are asking if working in the industry has hampered ones interest in motorcycles, in general; like has been the case in the OP's current job.
  16. lol well, i was actually thinking from a machining context. when you denote measurements with reference to multiple datums on the same plane you run the risk of having an error that is the sum of all the maximum allowable tolerances on that plain........tolerance stacking. however, i do see your point, appreciate and take notice of the irony involved when observing the actual tolerance of the tolerant left, from time to time.
  17. i got a good one on high st in the short north once. i mistakenly parked in front of a handicap ramp. well, the local handicap person who evidently used that ramp had a nice letter ready for me when i left. it was pretty good, i must say. it involved my wife and kids, neither which exist yet, my mother and the permenent revocation of my liscense. pretty creative really. buy, yeah i should have held on to that one.......
  18. nice pics and vids. i tried to sign back up on core but cant seem to get it to work. would like to get back out with you guys some time this year....
  19. jhaag

    Busted!

    this thing took me forever. this may be an indicaiton of why i always creep the ladies out! lol
  20. hey. i just want you guys to know that even if you like eachother in that way and are just curious to try new things..........i'll still be your friend..........know that...........
  21. +1 lol thats all fucked up!!
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