I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. I found out recently that my mum made a porn film. I don't know what disgusted me more, the fact she made it, or the fact I carried on wanking after I recognised her!!! Whats the Difference between a fag and a refrigerator? Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out... Jesus walks into a Holiday Inn on a cold and rainy night. The desk clerk says "can I help you?" Jesus reaches into his robe and pulls out 3 nails, and says. "Can you put me up for the night?" Exactly how long does it take to explode a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.