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What constitutes a 'complex filing'? Any of the out-of-the-box software solutions should be able to walk anyone through their taxes, no? I mean, all the forms are sent to you, the software asks what forms you have, you input information, answer some questions, and viola... taxes complete.

My bike is faster. Srsly though, my concern would be who did the work on the car. Some owners are backyard mechanic-wannabes that don't know the difference between a Weiand and a Whipple. My second concern is how thrashed it is - could've been a rough 65k, but that's secondary depending on the quality build and parts. Under 600hp (and I'm sure even higher) should be able to be flogged on until the cows come home without issue on an LS1

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My ex dated a black guy over 7 years ago and all he taught her was how to ruin my credit.

That was a crazy long read... but enough to keep me entertained.

Shinkos!!!!

Definitely the poster boy for the "Superstart Breakfast" Imagine waking up to that after a long rough night of partying. Ladies eat your hearts out.

IBTL... Move thread here: http://www.parentingforums.org/frontpage/index.php

Kinda' date=' but no. Spyker bought them. [url']http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/the-saab-spyker-deal-explained/

When did Yota go to Europe? And who would rent a BMW to him?

Nu Shoez!? For real. Man, this thread IS awesome.

Wait, I thought kids were the resultant hell spawn FROM a drunken stupor?

That's the mom's problem... Gump is out of state. Besides, you can't put a price on the love and joy that a grandchild brings into your life. Little miracles they are.

Damn that's expensive just to make sure your daughter's mobile chastity belt is still on full lock. Gotta have a smartphone = $$$ With data/texting plan = $$$ Then $25 initial + $9.95/mo It's gonna cost you like $100/mo to make sure your 9yr old is safe. Save that money for diapers/formula at 14... you've got 5 years, that's $6000 you can save for baby stuff.

Your kid is as innocent as your ex. Think about that. (Sorry I'm torturing you - I'd be freaking the hell out if I had a daughter too)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml7C-WfL8f8 ^--- if that doesn't terrify you, you're one hardcore father.

Just wait until your kid walks into the girls underwear section and asks you to buy those "Juicy" panties for a gift.

DAMN that's a huge Jew. Keepin' it real, and holdin' it DOWN.

Just wait. Two weeks from now, it'll be sexting, and you'll be charged with kiddie porn.

I assume you meant to put an apostrophe in there. We're, as in We are... not were as in 'used to be' Sure, I'm unofficially friends with everyone on here, you just don't get on my buddylist until I've teabagged you.

Well damn, as long as your friends are recruiting you to do their bitch work... how good are you at Microsoft Excel?