RVTPilot
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I hold no sheep. However, all those years of entering greased pig contests in the county fair have prepared me for binding up r1crusher and giving him the business end of my johnson. And from what I am told, they have been at it for so long that kawi and SAM don't have to hold the sheep down, but the sheep back onto them.
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I would return your call, but I am only allowed one from my holding cell. and had YOUR mother not let out that I am her pimp, neither of our mothers would be under new management. Yadik. I will call you later when I get home from class. Was a long shitty weekend.
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don't need them to talk LITTLE free titties are bad blow up dolls can chaffe
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Industry standard for cell phone chargers is coming!
RVTPilot replied to justin0469's topic in Dumpster
I understand there was a stimulus package created for the complying cell phone manufacturers to regain the potential lost revenue from not being able to perpetrate proprietary chargers. -
I sit on my hand It falls asleep very fast Stranger shucks my cock
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:plus1:Thanks, mang!
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Looks like I might be licking up that 848 sooner than I planned.
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holy. shit. who points their shit to the north? he must hav ereally been into that frisking.
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That's why she's so goddamn skinny! She don't know how to freakin' cook. Every chick I meet is a culinary goddman genius and weighs a metric ton.
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No we're never gonna survive unless, we get a little crazy. Isn't that Jason Britton?
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I wish I was capable of being that coordinated. I used to hang with a dude in H.S. that played in rec league and pickup games at Winterhurst in Lakewood up here. I went a couple times and held a stick in the corner of the ice while I peed on myself.
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Engineer pretty?! What...does she look good with a slide rule or something?
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Holy shit I am glad she's nowhere near fat. I was afraid I was going to get my ass kicked by a girl at my first OR outing.
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This is me and my son from last spring. He's the small one in the back.
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:plus1:Though I would call out someone for riding an ugly bike before I would call a chick fat. Especially one I don't know. And we don't call them fat chicks, we call them tricycles. OsuMJ, I have no idea what you look like, but you ride a bike, which makes you beautiful in my book. Now don't hit me, please!
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Goatse. That's me.
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Suddenly, I crave mashed potatoes.
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Dude, Casper's kung-fu is no shit. We are mere mortals. Granola eating, cock snot guzzling, sheep violating mortals.
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The streets will flow red with the blood of the infidels! (And the latest of my ex-wives.)
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Um, I think we have missed the point of this thread. Not as much as Jagr misses the man gravy, but close. And now that Casper has a fresh Huggie on, back to the mayhem.
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Fuck. It's all over now. JRMiii's gonna be like a diabetic kid in a candy store. 'OOOOHH! An' I can just..OOOOOOHHHH! And then I'll...AAAGGHHH! Oh! and then...' BAM! He just blows the fuck up.
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Prolly pisses on his balls too.
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Dude, my toolbox is envious. Veddy niiiiice!
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It's hard to gain girth with granola.