some of my favorites from DTC "why are we pulling over? I told you assholes to just stay on 30" "uhm, 30 goes that way, we need to turn around" "where are these fucking castles?" "Justin is signaling left yet again, slowing down, and NOT turning" "Magz, is that Kenny Loggin's danger zone?" "Did you see fonzie almost wipe-out on that curve behind ben?" "Do any of these drugstores carry eye wash cups?" "Dude, i just peeled my decal off on your exhaust, that was a close one" Heather(backpack)'s fav "no no, we'll just go AROUND the storm, I think we can beat it"