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filled with leprechauns

full body condoms

Morning buzz is like the NBA: It's FANTASTIC! I'd go to work inebriated if I could get away with it. Why do you think that vodka tastes soo good with breakfast beverages? OJ, Cranberry, Apple juice, Grape Juice, RedBull (Don't act like you've never started your day with a RedBalls!); Sheeet, vodka and Ruby Red-Tangerine... That's genuine goodness right there! Wait... What were talking about?... Women, and arguments??? Cool, just making sure that my comments about starting the day intoxicated were relevant.

Preach!

We should just add a "Boondocks forum! LOL

HAHAHA! LMAO at "Moe Bitches" That was the voice of Mike Epps... Much funnier scripted than in standup. LOL

Yeah, if you've ever read the comic stips, you'll see that BET and Bob Johnson (to some extent) are no strangers to Aaron McGruder's Isht List

Riley: Granddad don't trick on that ho! "You takin' that ho to Red Lobster?!!? Not the cheddar biscuits!!!" Thanks JRMiii, C.O.2, and Speazy!!! Now I'm going to have to skip work tomorrow and throw a Boondocks Viewing Party!

You know Dustin Hoffman?!!? There is a possibility that I will be in attendance, however I may be in the cage.

In my opinion, I would do it. I'm sure that you have lots of questions that only they would be able to answer. I can promise you that it's going to be tougher than posting/reading about this topic on OR, but the outcome could very well pay off exponentially. Even if you don't get a chance to connect with your parents or any other family members, as Likwid said going "home" can be a really powerful experience in itself. One thing to keep in mind: You were who you are when you get there, and you will be who you are when you return (possibly even enhanced to some degree). What I mean is that you've overcome quite a few obstacles, made some outstanding achievements, and have touched a few lives in your journey. As you continue to write the story of your life and attempt to close this one chapter, don't be discouraged if it doesn't go the way that you may have hoped; for there are, and will be many more monumental chapters to write.

"PleaseGodletitbeoatmealraisin... PleaseGodletitbeoatmealraisin... PLEASE GOD LET IT BE OATMEAL RAISIN!!"

I sometimes think that there should be some internal checks that the human body does to mitigate/prevent such a risk from occurring prior to conception. Here's an example: 1. When the healthy sperm of an intelligent man fuses with the egg of an intelligent woman, the egg becomes fertile and the couple is blessed with a healthy baby girl or boy. 2. When the healthy sperm of an intelligent man fuses with the egg of a dumb-azz woman, that dumb-b@tch shall give birth to a goldfish! Should she become wiser after taking care of her newfound pet, they may try again. 3. The healthy egg of an intelligent woman shall protect itself with an impenetrable kevlar-reiforced titanium shield should the swimmers of some asshat be lurking about. 4. When two people with an unredeemable lack of intelligence get together, there shall be a post-coital explosion, resulting in the destruction of their respective gametes. Thus they will be rendered sterile until they get their act together, or mate with someone smarter and pray for a goldfish.

that lady's puppy

in fuschia briefs

quickly I departed

Discharged a vibration

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was funny on so many levels.

We ran it with and without the PCIII... It's currently still off.

Thanks! Will post there.

All, I was back home in DC this weekend, trying to help a friend with his 1997 TL-S 1000. The original motor was blown, and it was swapped out for that of a 2001 TL1000R. It was running just fine, however now it will NOT idle, and I also think that the TPS is off. Essentially, the engine will turn, and as long as you're on the gas it will stay alive. But go more than 5 sec. without throttle, and it will shut down. Regarding the TPS, it sometimes revs higher than it should based on the amount of throttle being applied. Plugs were changed, air filter cleaned, all sensors and hoses (that were noticed) were tightly connected. It has a PCIII, however it seemed to run better (less backfiring) with it disconnected... It still backfires some as well. Does anyone know of anything that we may have possibly overlooked to get this thing back on the road? Due to a host of other things, it's been out of commission for a little over a year now. Thanks

Patrico!!! Welcome to the site mayne, glad that you posted up!

Welcome! I'm jealous as I've secretly always wanted to learn to fly:D

^^HAHA! Pretty soon, they'll offer to super/biggie size it, and you can get extra meat for $1

BK missed the mark on this one by giving the sandwich an "unorderable" title. Imagine someone (esp. a grown man) going in and saying (to an acne-stricken 16 yr old boy): "Yeah, can I get your Super Seven Incher?... And lemme get that joint with extra mayonnaise."