NinjaDoc Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) this is the collection of brilliant OR writers making a hollywood blockbuster. Great minds are at work right here http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=102923 Thought it will be fun for someone just joining in to read all of it together. One day Isaacs Papa was on The side of the road sucking on a lollipop while waiting for Madscat to give him a HJ but Ringo showed up with butt plugs. Magley was on his way also to explain how to use the butt plugs without injury while throwing elbows and butt plugs at the same time. Mags got out the Crisco and told IP to bend over. IP hit him with a banjo and then played Dueling Banjos. Korea launched nukes, killed everyone. The endExcept it wasn't the end. Radiation fused and mutated them into gay Mongolian goat ropers, Who liked to lick cock cheese off midgets but only from the taint.What would Jackie Robinson do, if he got his taint cheese licked by magz or madcat? Or the midget taint lapper? Jackie cannot be found to question. But all signs point to yes, that he enjoys it where the sun don't shine. For a long time, after that a dark shadow fell on castle in the kingdom of ass clowns. They ran out of spaghetti and jello supplies were low. So they then began to grab bologna with holes cut in them in order to hide their faces. While they consumed gin and boner pills the midgets started watching midget strippers fight a swarm of cats covered in KY gel Standing in the rain singing "In the air tonight" but worse than Phil Collins yet better than Richard Stamos. So they stopped singing. And began swearing in chinese.. or congratulating, hard to tell. Around the corner comes Bad324 wearing a thong backwards on his face with boots on and nothing else. Except pasties because he lost his leotard by the side of the Crack dealers house who was blowing just minutes before the chip n dales showed up and Said, fuck this, and left.Brian stood there eating a burrito with one hand, the other hand wasn't doing something gay for once. It was holding a glass of appletini, while getting a backrub from hellmutt. With hot oil and a big tub of KFC gravy. Inappropriate boners were abundant in his pants while Snot was making him a samitch full of habanero peppers. So he could shit in a cup while crying that his ass is on fire. He started to splash toilet water on his turd cutter but it malfunctioned. The toilet water had ghost chillie pepper in it.So he ran to a dairy farm in his birthday suit to nut punch some cattle and snags his nuts on barbed wire. Meanwhile back at the ranch Gen3 was milking 6 goats. But it wasn't a goats tit she was milking, it was instead bag ladies. The milk is used by Casper to add flavor to his Coffee, while watching efukt.com. And working out to Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies. He Pull a muscle trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose that was 100ft long. But have no fear jbot has brought additional vacuum powered lips along with support from Night Rider. Dancing the jitterbug at a Wham! concert Wearing a clown wig and smoking the world's largest Ghey dude who was Wearing a pink ascot with a jacket with feathers on the collar. So, he pulls a weasel from the Butt of Dying Shadow, while Grapesmuggler ran for more beer to soak the ghey guy's with lots of bacon flavored lube. Dying Shadow loves bacon so he starts to lick Gen3's bacon soaked.....to be continued. Edited April 4, 2013 by NinjaDoc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 what the shit, how did I end up in this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Whoa now, how did my pasta and Jello get to be communal and why so many midget references and how did I miss the original thread lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Now that shit is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Its crazy, while we were writing it it seemed like it didn't make any sense, but now I'm pretty sure its some sort of code..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's definitely a short-story conjured from some sick heads here ( including mine )Good stuff! Now the next chapter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Still a better story then twilight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Still a better story then twilightWin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 It reminds me of the Wizard of Oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bshultz0930 Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 I have to admit, when I started that thread, I didn't think it would take off like it did lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dying Shadow Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 That's funny shit:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 So much win in that story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 what the shit, how did I end up in this story http://www.ohioriders.net/showpost.php?p=977551&postcount=50You can thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner75 Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Im just curious how many of you sick fuckers actually looked up that website i put in the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I just want to know who is going to play me when they make it a movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 http://www.ohioriders.net/showpost.php?p=977551&postcount=50You can thank me later.damn you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hailwood Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I literally have tears in my eyes. It flows much better this way, although I'm not sure that's necessary a good thing.We are a messed up bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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