Girl needs biker friends: trainwreck edition

[grapesmuggler27]

:leghump: I have a feeling. ..

[ohdaho]

In before the actual pics of a middle aged heavyweight HD riding white male appear

[Steve Butters]

:bukkake::sexytime::takeit::wackit::sheepfucker:

welcome

[snot]

FYI 80% of the men and 2% of the women may hit on you. They are harmless.

75% of the members know what they are talking about , 10% will troll , 5% are silent, 5% will act like ass hats but are not and there is the 5% that we are unsure of.

This just my observation and could be completely wrong.

[snot]

Its a good place to get sammich recipes

And how to properly clean the kitchen and why you are not to leave with out a pass or permission.

[Starlanna89]

FYI 80% of the men and 2% of the women may hit on you. They are harmless.

75% of the members know what they are talking about , 10% will troll , 5% are silent, 5% will act like ass hats but are not and there is the 5% that we are unsure of.

This just my observation and could be completely wrong.

Lol. Well thanks for that information! Pretty smart numbers.

[grapesmuggler27]

The real question here is do you own a gun?

[Starlanna89]

The real question here is do you own a gun?

Hahahaha. Hmm..planning on harming me? Well...if I do own a gun I wouldn't say so. Better to take you by surprise. ;)

[grapesmuggler27]

You must of thought you stumbled onto a motorcycle forum this is ohioridersandguntotinhillbillies.net

[baptizo]

We love our guns, bibles, and motorcycles but not necessarily in that particular order.

And sammichs.

YMMV

[DAC]

FYI 80% of the men and 2% of the women may hit on you. They are harmless.

75% of the members know what they are talking about , 10% will troll , 5% are silent, 5% will act like ass hats but are not and there is the 5% that we are unsure of.

This just my observation and could be completely wrong.

... and .01% pigeonhole everyone else.

Welcome!

[snot]

.... .01 are midgets too....

I agree with seat time and big rides. There were a couple of riders in my area kind enough to go on small rides with me.

[smashweights]

Yea. That makes sense. But I'm pretty confident in my riding. But, i'm actually looking for like more 1 on 1 riding, or maybe with a couple people. Would be nice to know people around me who actually ride. thanks for your concern. <3

I can't take it anymore! I'll give you a one on one ride and if my wife gives it the go ahead, we could even pull off the couple of people clause!

Oh come on you know you all were thinking it... And I've been drinking. shut up don't judge me

[max power]

Welcome. Please visit the women's only section on the forum

And this, my friends is how dudes get invited to the women's only section.

I also play video games. Oh Gawd!

[ScubaCinci]

FYI 80% of the men and 2% of the women may hit on you. They are harmless.

75% of the members know what they are talking about , 10% will troll , 5% are silent, 5% will act like ass hats but are not and there is the 5% that we are unsure of.

This just my observation and could be completely wrong.

Let's talk more about this 2%...

[ZxHooligan]

Where is said women's section I need some new sammich recipes

[BadTrainDriver]

Pictures of your tits with BTD written on them in permanent marker while sitting on your motorcycle or i call bullshit.

Include a pistol in the picture, I'll Paypal you $50.

Include your face, complete body, completely nude, showing bush, with BTD Is The Man written across you tummy, and I'll Paypal $500.

Care to play a game?

[Steve Butters]

Include your face, complete body, completely nude, showing bush, with BTD Is The Man written across you tummy, and I'll Paypal $500.

check your inbox, hot stuff

[ninjachic]

Let's talk more about this 2%...

that's women's only section only!

[ScubaCinci]

that's women's only section only!

Hmmmm...the secret sammich maker forum. Is that where Exarch has been hanging out?

Me thinks we need a secret sammich eater forum.

[NinjaNick]

Yep, no more than 4 max is best.

[snot]

Hmmmm...the secret sammich maker forum. Is that where Exarch has been hanging out?

Me thinks we need a secret sammich eater forum.

But you guys need us ladies to tell you how, to eat and make sammiches.

Edited April 19, 2013 by snot
lol phone

[ScubaCinci]

But you guys need us ladies to tell you how, to eat and male sammiches.

Now there's a Freudian slip!

[snot]

omg ever since my phone updated it auto corrects to weird things...even when spelled correctly Gump ends up Hump all the time.

[ScubaCinci]

I think it defaults to the words you use a lot