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It's been a good year for spiders. They are everywhere. Oddly, a lot of unusual species. Had to lay down some chemical warfare.

my new house is as suburban woods as it can get and think I have to go nuclear soon. This is getting out of hand

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I clear the doorways and occasional home invaders, but other than that I'm pro arachnid. Mosquitos deserve genocidal eradication via homemade hairspray and Bic napalm. Those are some pointless little fuckers

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I read somewhere they were genetically engineering male mosquitoes to have superior attractive sexual traits, but be sterile.

 

The idea is that all the "real" mosquitoes can't get the chicks, since all the chicks wants the sterile, genetically engineered ones.

 

Then, because they're sterile, it drastically decreases the mosquito population.

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Be lucky you don't live out here... Fucking every bug out here is just bad news... I woke up to a "cow killer" crawling up my leg the other morning... Scorpion climbing up living room wall a couple weeks ago, more black widows than I can count (bumped into a big nasty fucker the other day)... I've probably killed 25 black widows, 4 scorpions, luckily just one velvet ant, and we get poisonous psychedelic toads that can kill your dogs if they lick one... I'm afraid to let my pets outside at night lol

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Forgot about this wind scorpion or whatever... Basically a camel spider FB_IMG_1438442505829_zpsv8xx0dgd.jpgFB_IMG_1438442803917_zps8rb8tpdn.jpg

Luckily I've got some natural defenses... We have these geckos and mantis everywhereFB_IMG_1438442623460_zpsdtpe2ev4.jpg

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And those psychedelic toads are the size of bullfrogs... I swear everything out here is just meant for death and destruction lol... Even the black ants will bite the ever loving shit out of you for no reason other than seeing you

Gonna invest in pest control service when we move into new house for sure

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