unOFFICIAL Bad/Brian excuse thread.

[Tonik]

So as many of you know, Brian is quite creative when coming up with excuses for not going to OR events.  The Cleveland IMS show is coming up and it occurred to me that he might be running out of ideas. So this thread is a place we can all add excuses for him to use. He can easily bookmark it and refer back to it in the future. They don't need to be IMS specific.

 

I have a couple:

 

 

1) The dog ate my tickets to the IMS show so I can't go.

2) I found a great deal on a bike/Vette/Top Gun Poster on Craigslist and I need to go look at it. But I will be back soon with an excuse on why I didn't buy it.

[Bad324]

I was never going to go to the show

[Bad324]

also i wrote the book on excuses, I don't need any help

[Tonik]

also i wrote the book on excuses, I don't need any help

 

You should publish it.  I am sure lots of folks could use the info.

[Disclaimer]

• My wife won't let me
• Bad burritos / "I'm stuck on the toilet"

[Tonik]

Well shit, there are a ton of websites for this

 

http://wfh.ninja/

 

http://www.randomexcusegenerator.com/

 

 

Hell, there is even an excuse generator for Casper.

 

http://programmingexcuses.com/

[Tpoppa]

Out of clean underwear.

[Bad324]

Out of clean underwear.

 

I don't own underwear 

[Tonik]

I need to go underwear shopping.

[Bad324]

I'm too lazy to get off the couch

[Bad324]

I'm having twins, I'm broke already

[TimTheAzn]

LOL Yup, its definitely winter time on OR.

[Bad324]

LOL Yup, its definitely winter time on OR.

Oh this made me think of a good one

It's snowing and I don't have a truck anymore so I don't want to drive

[Tonik]

I'm staying home and having sex with the wife because in a few months she is going to be bigger than a house.

[Tpoppa]

I'm staying home and having sex with the wife because in a few months she is going to be bigger than a house.

That's not really an excuse for not going.   It's more like a reason for being 3 minutes late

[snot]

his wife left the kitchen

[whaler]

Has to put shoes on.

Salt will get in his car if he drives it.

It might rain on the west coast, so no taking chances.

[Disclaimer]

His vagina may freeze open and make that "whoosh" sound when the wind blows, annoying all of us.

https://youtu.be/C7uYp0iaAik

[Tonik]

Thread just got real.

[Bad324]

I've developed an allergy to gluten

[zx3vfr]

i got lots of big things going on

[Bad324]

the dog has diarrhea 

[Tonik]

Shit happens.

[max power]

Twins.

[Bad324]

There's a full moon and I turn in to a werewolf so I have to be locked up during that time