Tonik Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 So as many of you know, Brian is quite creative when coming up with excuses for not going to OR events. The Cleveland IMS show is coming up and it occurred to me that he might be running out of ideas. So this thread is a place we can all add excuses for him to use. He can easily bookmark it and refer back to it in the future. They don't need to be IMS specific. I have a couple: 1) The dog ate my tickets to the IMS show so I can't go.2) I found a great deal on a bike/Vette/Top Gun Poster on Craigslist and I need to go look at it. But I will be back soon with an excuse on why I didn't buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I was never going to go to the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 also i wrote the book on excuses, I don't need any help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 also i wrote the book on excuses, I don't need any help You should publish it. I am sure lots of folks could use the info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 My wife won't let meBad burritos / "I'm stuck on the toilet" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Well shit, there are a ton of websites for this http://wfh.ninja/ http://www.randomexcusegenerator.com/ Hell, there is even an excuse generator for Casper. http://programmingexcuses.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Out of clean underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Out of clean underwear. I don't own underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I need to go underwear shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm too lazy to get off the couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm having twins, I'm broke already 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 LOL Yup, its definitely winter time on OR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 LOL Yup, its definitely winter time on OR.Oh this made me think of a good oneIt's snowing and I don't have a truck anymore so I don't want to drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm staying home and having sex with the wife because in a few months she is going to be bigger than a house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tpoppa Posted January 25, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I'm staying home and having sex with the wife because in a few months she is going to be bigger than a house.That's not really an excuse for not going. It's more like a reason for being 3 minutes late 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 his wife left the kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whaler Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Has to put shoes on.Salt will get in his car if he drives it.It might rain on the west coast, so no taking chances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 His vagina may freeze open and make that "whoosh" sound when the wind blows, annoying all of us.https://youtu.be/C7uYp0iaAik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Thread just got real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 I've developed an allergy to gluten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 i got lots of big things going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 the dog has diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 There's a full moon and I turn in to a werewolf so I have to be locked up during that time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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